Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Cuckson]

finally time to milk this cow, my bets are that this is the old spoons patreon money grabing technique or menopause is hitting early

[AwesomePizza]

They all become Spoony eventually.

It's amazing to watch.

[mad bum]

The fucking truth comes out and it's amazing, she is still pissed off at Doge and now that she's a big internet nobody she may have to work at the gas station.

Maybe she should have a special photo album for patreons.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

You can always come at my place for a few bucks Allison, we can make some videos. Those times will not be spent on filling my jar, but your cup.

[sigh]

i spent the last few days realizing i’m a depresso who’s always gonna be overshadowed by Doge “i’d rather let someone be fired than simply apologize” walker, and it doesn’t matter bc my friends still do crossovers w him and watch his kahntent so i mean fuck, i guess i’m the one in the wrong

So did she thought that after leaving tgwtg she will grow bigger than Doge, which is big for someone who like a week ago celebrated 20K subs as a stupendous achievement; or did she thought Doge's popularity will crumble after she revealed what an asshole Doge is? In which case she severely underestimated how autistic and loyal their fanbase is. Living in a cognitive dissonance isn't a big price for them to still project a false image of the world in which the gang is still together and everything is ok with the world, so it isn't a problem for them to watch Doge and her stuff at the same time.
Last crossover Doge did was with dirty fingernails, is that the crossover that made her realize the reality, because Linky stopped doing crossovers with Doge and Brad's last one was sometime around the Farce awakens. Or maybe she didn't like that Doge was in Jesus, Bro!

[mad bum]

Brad actually got pretty popular in the past 6 months, like he finally got some recognition or something because he regularly gets around 50k or so views on a review after a week, which is about a 50% retention for how many subs he has which is pretty good.

Meanwhile no one gives a shit about "movie nights" no matter how many see-thru shirts she wears.

I mean, lupa used to be cute, she wasn't a bomb shell but in 2009 she was one of the best looking tgwtg people on the site hands down. The thumbnail is ugly though, watch the beginning of the video.



Also, which one of you fuckers said this to her.

http://i.imgur.com/8mhm3Iq.png

[Guest]

finally time to milk this cow

That milk is powder by now.

[mad bum]

Cuckson also replied on tumblr you guys, you better be careful.

http://i.imgur.com/39cUSxL.png

[sigh]

Also, which one of you fuckers said this to her.

http://i.imgur.com/8mhm3Iq.png

I don't get this complaint at all, RSS never threw me anything 'from the archives'. Is the YT subbox so fucked that it lists reuploads as new videos? As to reviving old as fuck reviews, it is some shitty marketing tactic, that all of them use, so it probably gets them money and the guy is not wrong, though it wasn't sudden, it was around the arrival of Patreon, when the fuckers stopped being reliant 100% on ads and could regulate their output, but still they love double dipping. Anyone knows which one brings more money? They wouldn't be so terrified if it wasn't significant.

I don't think it will help with the unsuitable for advertiser stuff though. I'm wondering did a week passed already and did any of the video get required amount of views? or will they be forced to shill them another week, because the counter restarted?

[drisko]

You missed the second, drunker half of the rant:

http://allisonpregler.tumblr.com/post/1 ... down#notes

Sorry i just spent like an hour taking down reuploads of my vids, i still have 100+ on limited ad revenue with yt’s new system, i’ve been worried as hell about my boyfriend, and i spent the last few days realizing i’m a depresso who’s always gonna be overshadowed by Doge “i’d rather let someone be fired than simply apologize” walker, and it doesn’t matter bc my friends still do crossovers w him and watch his kahntent so i mean fuck, i guess i’m the one in the wrong
#i'm just so tired #and i don't know what i'm doing any more #i want to support my friends but it just hurts so fucking much

It's funny that after she saw Spoony get back stabbed when it was convenient, she assumed she was immune to that despite being less talented, interesting or valuable.