God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[mad bum]

According to sources he's done until election day.

[Poonoo]

This is from his official youtube channel, it's perfect.

[mad bum]

TFW you'll never get paid by the government to actually shitpost.
Life isn't fair bros.

[Guest]

According to sources he's done until election day.

Doesn't change anything. It will still be close, and the media will treat him like Secular Jesus until he loses.

[Guest]

I keep seeing speculation that Trump is supposed to do unusually well with black and Hispanic voters. I'm still not clear on what the evidence is for this (people may be reading too much into that 50 Cent endorsement, I don't know), but GOD I hope it's true. It would be hilarious.

The endorsement he took back an hour after Chelsea Handler white-splained to him that he ain't black if votes Cheeto?

[Guest]

It's not something that gets discussed a lot, even among disgusting bigots like us, but blacks are borderline matriarchal. Your average buck won't admit it, but a loud fat black woman or a white woman high enough of boxwine and pharmaceuticals can effectively cow him into doing pretty much anything that's not getting a job or taking care of his kids.

[Rapeculture]

This is from his official youtube channel, it's perfect.

The Shitposter-In-Chief strikes again!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Peak quality

I said it once, I'll say it again: the fact Biden is doing everything wrong for the last few months and is STILL in the race (and being pointed as the favorite, even) is worrisome.

He's still in the race because he's the only option the Left has left istelf with. 'Cause he's got dat Black Vote (tm).

(And I'll laugh my ass off he he still manages to win, despite being about as interested in his own presidential campaign as Spoony is interested in IRL )

[Guest]

I said it once, I'll say it again: the fact Biden is doing everything wrong for the last few months and is STILL in the race (and being pointed as the favorite, even) is worrisome.

I think you think you're making some kind of point

[Guest]

Guestposting was a mistake.

We get it, tough guy, Daddy Cheeto taught you how to win or something.