Movieblob

[Guest]

I'll convince him that I am Wario and he will make me his treasurer.
And then I do what Wario would actually do with the money.

rape it?

oh wait that's Jew Wario

What's the difference?

[Guest]

as much as I don't like those two, I wouldn't wish being raped by Bobo on anyone

Doubtful he can get it up. Probably hoverhands you into submission.

even if he could get it up, it'd be buried under his gunt.

world's most severe case of "dicky-doo".

[Sieg Zeon]

Blob might be honestly one of those people who claim to be "asexual" because they know they're never gonna get any.

As I said in another thread most self proclaimed asexuals are bitter cunts who flipped the table because they couldn’t get what they wanted. I also think it’s a good way to pretend they’re harmless/vulnerable and lure in prey like an ambush predator.

“I don’t like sex, but what if I do? I’ll never know! If only there were someone to help me figure it out...”

Don’t try to trick a professional con artist, we’ll suss you out.

[Oengae]

Blob strikes me as more the "while you were out at parties and having sex, I was studying the blade" incel. Blaming being busy crapping out film reviews and hot takes instead of going on dates and implying he would just be crushing tons of puss right now if he really wanted to. Like his "that happened" tier stories about getting a threesome from reading Judy Blume books or that some dyke at school taught him how to munch carpet by peeling an orange with her tongue.

[Guest]

Blob's more pathetic than that. He tries to come off as a totally-not-an-incel incel which involves him making up stories about going on dates (as if anyone would date him) and having lots of sex, leading to his cringy metaphors ("I don't show up to the cook-out with anyone but I seldom make my own plate) and even cringier 'that totally happened' anecdotes ("I dated a woman named Dagny and the sex was weird").

In his narc mind he's unable to conceive of himself as being anything other than a cunt destroyer. Or, rather, he's unable to conceive of other people not seeing him that way, of seeing him completely for the loser incel that he is

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's just his narc nature forcing him to pretend like he is an expert on any subject matter. He sees himself as the perfect human being, so of course he has a better sex life than you ever will.
I mean, remember those times he acted like he was the ultimate authority on guns?

[rabidtictac]

Blob has to pretend he's an expert on everything, like Voice said. He had no reason to lie so hard about being an authority on guns, especially when his lack of knowledge was so glaring and obvious. But it wasn't obvious to him, because he's a fucking narcissist.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So I decided to skim over his most recent word vomit because I hate myself.

He has an "amazing" idea for an Austin Powers sequel

I don't think he gets what this franchise is about.

Also someone really triggered his love for his glorious Star Trek future.

[Guest]

So I decided to skim over his most recent word vomit because I hate myself.

Why do hate yourself so?

I don't think he gets what this franchise is about.

Blob doesn't get something? I'm shocked

[Guest]

MovieBLOB Because he's FAT

I just got that