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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:57 am

Its fucking Bob. You know he never had anybody to play chess with.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:17 am

CIANigger wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:40 am
How do you not know the basics of chess? The only basic of the game I don't grasp is en passent or whatever it's called where a pawn can move twice and also take a piece. There's like 3 different versions of that rule.
There is only one rule about en passant: if you move you own pawn 2 squares (from the 2nd rank to the 4th rank) and it happens to pass besides an opposing pawn in the 5th rank, the opponent can capture your pawn in his next move as if you had moved your own pawn only 1 square.

There's a real piece of arcane chess rulering that has to do with castling: while the king cannot castle while in check, the rook can be under threat when castling. Even GMs sometimes ignore that rule exists.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:26 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:17 am
CIANigger wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:40 am
How do you not know the basics of chess? The only basic of the game I don't grasp is en passent or whatever it's called where a pawn can move twice and also take a piece. There's like 3 different versions of that rule.
There is only one rule about en passant: if you move you own pawn 2 squares (from the 2nd rank to the 4th rank) and it happens to pass besides an opposing pawn in the 5th rank, the opponent can capture your pawn in his next move as if you had moved your own pawn only 1 square.

There's a real piece of arcane chess rulering that has to do with castling: while the king cannot castle while in check, the rook can be under threat when castling. Even GMs sometimes ignore that rule exists.
See I'm retarded though and need a very simplified diagram because I've never been able to properly retain and figure out en passant.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:31 am

Salmonella wrote:
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Wait what? He made the LARPing trenchcoater into a series? Fucking hell.
Game Overthinker is half him rambling about current game news topics and half him dressed up in cartoon outfits fighting his brother who is also dressed up in cartoon outfits. No one besides Bob cared about the superhero storyline shit and he'd often get angsty about it.
That’s what I feared. And yeah Kugel, I’m surprised Big Brain Bob didn’t manage to insert aerothinker into there. Sheer brilliance. So without watching a video let me predict. He’d talk about game topic, then have to fight said game topic in some monster form or something?

And en passant is OP, plz nerf.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Newhalf » Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:50 am

As third rate gamer said "I will just add an overlong skit that doesn't need to be in this review."
It's a trap!

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Oct 19, 2020 9:02 am

CIANigger wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:26 am
See I'm retarded though and need a very simplified diagram because I've never been able to properly retain and figure out en passant.
It's a special rule to a special rule. A pawn can break his rule of only moving one space (to speed up gameplay) his first move so you get to beat it by hitting the space he would've been had he only moved one space.
The castleing rule Redditeur mentioned is way more obscure.
Anyway, you're forgiven since you did not make a video about you doing the whole "playing chess with the devil/death" trope in a video.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:22 am

Bob plays chess against the Devil (Trump) for his Halloween.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:44 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:17 am
There is only one rule about en passant: if you move you own pawn 2 squares (from the 2nd rank to the 4th rank) and it happens to pass besides an opposing pawn in the 5th rank, the opponent can capture your pawn in his next move as if you had moved your own pawn only 1 square.
So that's where Attacks of Opportunity come from :lol:
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:45 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:22 am
Bob plays chess against the Devil (Trump) for his Halloween.
For real?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Newhalf » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:55 am

In his mind, yes. There it is very real.
It's a trap!

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