Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Newhalf]

I'm imagining Canaduh as another place where they won't let you die even if you try your best.

[Guest]

lol, the hog is mad

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only beloved leader you should listen to his Spoony, for his mental illness absolves him of all sin.

[Newhalf]

He is the Messiah, suffering for all our sins. Go forth and spread his gospel by redundantly asking your fellow man what a paladin is and warn them of the evil orange man and orbital wobble.

[Guest]

Codependency is a behavioral condition in a relationship where one person enables another person's addiction, poor mental health, immaturity, irresponsibility, or under-achievement.[1] Among the core characteristics of codependency is an excessive reliance on other people for approval and a sense of identity.[1] Definitions of codependency vary, but it is generally defined as a subclinical, situational, and/or episodic behavioral condition similar to that of dependent personality disorder. The term is less individually diagnostic and more descriptive of a relationship dynamic.[1]

Narcissistic personality disorder – codependents of narcissists are sometimes called co-narcissists.[18] Narcissists, with their ability to get others to "buy into their vision" and help them make it a reality, seek and attract partners who will put others' needs before their own.[19] Codependents can provide the narcissist with an obedient and attentive audience.[20] Among the reciprocally interlocking interactions of the pair are the narcissist's overpowering need to feel important and special and the codependent person's strong need to help others feel that way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codependency

Spoony and his sycophants are literally textbook.

[Sieg Zeon]

Committed, to an asylum.

Boom boom ain’t it great to be crazy?!

Aren’t bards meant to be likable and jovial? Spoony would work better as a cave dwelling goblin who refuses to go on quests or something. And the only terror from the deep is Deep Fear.

[Newhalf]

Fun fact, all of Deep Fear takes place on April Fool's Day.

[rabidtictac]

Deep Fear, the little RE4 that couldn't.

[mad bum]

lol, the hog is mad

Which one of you fuckers did this?

[Guest]

Not me but it got me wondering -- how many times does she tweet at Noah every month? How many times does his phone desktop computer chime and he feels that dopamine rush only to see another tweet from the piss ogre sending him hug.gif or talking about how noble she is for worrying about him?

Through October 12, she's tweeted at him 35 times this month.

For all of September, she tweeted at him 204 times. That's 7 times per day, every day, for a month.

In August, it was 131 times.

These may be undercounts thanks to how shitty Twitter is but they are not overcounts at all. She's easily tweeted at him much more than 500 times since June 2020. Have you even talked to friends or co-workers that many times since then? Probably not. Nobody has.

The funniest part is he's likely replied to her less than 10 times, several of those telling her to stop alienating her family on his account.