Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It's not that far into the month yet? How is this even possible..

She's either making shit up to beg for money and/or satiate her martyr complex... or she's literally too dumb to live.

Everyone gets their bennies at the beginning of the month. She's likely gone into debt for her little trinkets and much more she didn't post about and is spending her welfare check before it arrives.

I think she's just copying the eviction bit and the empty pantry bit from Spoony to make him realize how alike they are and how they should obviously be together and lick each other's privates.

This is probably true. The fact that she's just up and decided to leave suggests she has a month-to-month lease and this is basically a half-way house where people are on the edge of being evicted all the time anyway. Whenever you see how welfare housing for some retard or criminal costs the taxpayer as much as a mansion in the suburbs, this is why -- dumb, poor people who trash what they live in and treat it like a toilet and leave when they're done to go find another one, like locusts.

[Dingus Bajingus]

or she's literally too dumb to live.

This without any shitposting. For real. I don't know how it works in Cana­da or other countries but in the US the courts will declare someone like her Legally Incompetent and have someone else put in charge of her own finances.

I don't know shit about how the asylums or institutions used to run, nor much about the debate surrounding them, but I have seen Rain Man a bunch of times. Wallbrook looks pretty nice.

[MegaNigger]

No home means there is nothing preventing her from following Spoony, wherever he may decide to go.

Why not to Hell?

Too many stairs.

There's a slide?

[Livy]

Sorry if this has been brought up before, but I noticed that Patreon no longer allows you to report a creator for not making content anymore or delivering rewards. They just tell you to just delete your pledge and piss off. Seeing as most of the site are grifters, they don't want to get rid of all that money they're getting I guess.

[mad bum]

Paymecons knows they are about to go out of business after those lawsuits, they need every dollar from the autists they can muster.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sorry if this has been brought up before, but I noticed that Patreon no longer allows you to report a creator for not making content anymore or delivering rewards. They just tell you to just delete your pledge and piss off.

That has basically been their default reaction to complaints:

"WTF, Patreon? This guy is clearly scamming people. He doesn't even produce anything!"
"Fear not, my child. You see, we don't actually force anyone to actually uphold any of their promises, as that would put many talented artists and content producers under unnecessary pressure. We believe that you and others are mature enough to stop giving people like him money of their own free will :3"

They're really just cutting out the middle-man. Why even allow these reports if they're always brushed off with a "Don't like; don't pay"?

[rabidtictac]

That's been patreon's approach for ages now. Maybe not as blatant, but they've never enforced anti-scam legislation. BTW, notice how I say "legislation" rather than "policies." There are fucking laws about scams. Laws that patreon ignores.

Sure, not every e-celeb we talk about here is technically guilty of breaking anti-scam laws. But plenty of scammers have been taken off of paid programming by national governments for doing less than some of the e-celebs get away with. If you make concrete promises or feign distress and then deliver nothing or gaslight your audience (pretending it never happened,) then that's a scam in my book.

E-celebs are particularly bad for feigning distress when there's actually no danger.

[Guest]

Why not to Hell?

Too many stairs.

There's a slide?

A slide? You're thinking of Robot Hell.

[Newhalf]

Sometimes it seems really questionable if any of those people deliver on their promises on patreon.
DsP for example had his notorious Patreon's choice that he never delivered on by claiming the poll was somehow manipulated (?)
And then there's Spoony who almost never made good on anything.
Both of them must be taking advantage of mentally handicapped people at this point and Paymetons just lets it happen. Disgoosting.

[Rapeculture]

Paymecons knows they are about to go out of business after those lawsuits...

I sincerely hope you're right.