Mr. Metocuck: the Tenbux Goon and Black Pill Loon

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Smoking kills, stinks like hell, and is expensive to boot. Cons outweigh pros, if there are any, but people will do what they will then pay the piper later as with the potato nigger here.

And just think about all the weeb merch you could buy instead.

[Guest]

And just think about all the weeb merch you could buy instead.

Hell that reminds me, I could save even more money by setting up a Gofundme for all the suckers out there. Be like Spoony's Piss Ogre and blow money on useless shit wailing about having no food (despite being bigger than a brick shithouse and twice as ugly).

[Venomous Masculinity]

Smoking kills, stinks like hell, and is expensive to boot. Cons outweigh pros, if there are any, but people will do what they will then pay the piper later as with the potato nigger here.

And just think about all the weeb merch you could buy instead.

Imagine the life sized figurines you could lovingly caress every night as you drift off into sleep to Hatsune Miku. No more having to shove your 12" statues of Yumeko Jabami up your ass to achieve the same effect.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But what if I like 'em little?

Hell that reminds me, I could save even more money by setting up a Gofundme for all the suckers out there. Be like Spoony's Piss Ogre and blow money on useless shit wailing about having no food (despite being bigger than a brick shithouse and twice as ugly).

Be sure to write a sob story about how you've just lost your job, can't afford your meds, and are perpetually 2 weeks away from homelessness.

[Guest]

And then beg Linkara to retweet it.

[mad bum]

[Guest]

Imagine the life sized figurines you could lovingly caress every night as you drift off into sleep to Hatsune Miku. No more having to shove your 12" statues of Yumeko Jabami up your ass to achieve the same effect.

Who the fuck are these people? I don't watch them Chinese cartoons.

Be sure to write a sob story about how you've just lost your job, can't afford your meds, and are perpetually 2 weeks away from homelessness.

And then turn around and offer life advice to other idiots as if I got everything sorted out.

Jesus. Alan Cumming looks like dogshit these days.

[Venomous Masculinity]

Imagine the life sized figurines you could lovingly caress every night as you drift off into sleep to Hatsune Miku. No more having to shove your 12" statues of Yumeko Jabami up your ass to achieve the same effect.

Who the fuck are these people? I don't watch them Chinese cartoons.

Best waifu

[Kugelfisch]

>2020
>smoking
>not vaping
It's like he isn't even trying to be an obnoxious twat.

[Guest]

Imagine the life sized figurines you could lovingly caress every night as you drift off into sleep to Hatsune Miku. No more having to shove your 12" statues of Yumeko Jabami up your ass to achieve the same effect.

Who the fuck are these people? I don't watch them Chinese cartoons.

Best waifu

>not shoving Kaiji's nose up your ass
What are you, gay?