Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Some Sick Fuck]

Is he still hiring escorts to pretend to like him?

Yes, he claimed he has dated many women since his divorce, which probably means those three of so whores he paid to follow him around or to "exist" in his filthy den.

But he hasn't showed any new victims since the last one gave him a particularly cold shoulder (wouldn't even let him rub himself all over her and always tried to stay away from him in the videos, great chemistry), so if he was doing anything, he's been probably just hiring hookers that let him fart on them or whatever. He sure as hell can't get his microdick up, but he's a massive pervert that doesn't know when to stop when it comes to just about anything in his life.

[rabidtictac]

I think he's resigned himself to using hookers and gold diggers for sex (on the off chance he can find his penis that day) and he has his live-in cuckboy serve as 24/7 nurse and ego fluffer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He probably entered a golden age of hoes when the surgery caused him to lose weight, which he is now regaining in different places.

He's so kind that he had to sign a legal document agreeing not to trash talk his ex.

But he kinda did when he had his totally real Dissociation phases.

[GitGud]

He probably entered a golden age of hoes when the surgery caused him to lose weight, which he is now regaining in different places.

He just does the helicopter dick waggle till the centrifugal force moved enoght body fat to his dick for the right lenght.

[Vaporwear]

I think he's resigned himself to using hookers and gold diggers for sex (on the off chance he can find his penis that day) and he has his live-in cuckboy serve as 24/7 nurse and ego fluffer.

I seriously doubt his dick has functioned in decades. I don’t think he fucks these women he just keeps them around out of sheer loneliness and desperation.

[Kugelfisch]

I seriously doubt his dick has functioned in decades.

There's no way it does. When you've got testosterone levels so low that your doctor assumes you're a hermaphrodite there's no way your dick works.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Unless that was yet another lie. I bet it was, and on top of that, his dick doesn't work.

[Kugelfisch]

Unless that was yet another lie.

I doubt that. Megafats like him having super low test levels is pretty normal. But that kinda shit? He's a constant liar but he's never been a good or creative one and I can't see him being able to make that up. Who'd think of that?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can certainly see a doctor getting confused if his fat folds have swallowed up his microdick.

[Poonoo]

Not dead yet. Just a nice guy...

He needed to sign that NDA because she knew he would be a manipulative piece of shit and make everyone hate her. He had a slight dig at her in that Francis sketch claiming her character left "for no reason" for sympathy but that was as far as he could go. I bet she would have gone for way more fucking money if he didn't sign it which is why he is super vague talking about her.

He didn't do it for her, he did it so the divorce wouldn't drag on.