Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I honestly dunno if it really is that picture that's still triggering her, but better safe than sorry, right?

[rabidtictac]

It's exactly the kind of thing that would piss her off. It's unflattering, mocks her for something true (shitty photoshopping skill) and references RACISM!!!!

[Guest]

Imagine sticking a cork up Marzgurl's ass to stop the incessant farting but then she farts so hard that she blows the cork clear across the room.

[MegaNigger]

Imagine sticking a cork up Marzgurl's ass to stop the incessant farting but then she farts so hard that she blows the cork clear across the room.

Fuck you. Do you know how hard it was to explain why I was laughing to my company?

[Some Sick Fuck]

You don't need to explain anything to your prisoners in your basement if you don't want to. They have other things to worry about.

[Ovafaze]

Imagine sticking a cork up Marzgurl's ass to stop the incessant farting but then she farts so hard that she blows the cork clear across the room.

I was able to vividly imagine all of that along with the sound of the cork.

Thanks for that.

[Guest]

[Poonoo]

Absolutely no self awareness. Not a god damn bit in that air head of hers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You say "Self-awareness" I say "Ha ha ha".

[Osterzone]

You say "I can't reach the top shelf" I say "Ha ha ha"