Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

Oh and what "shop the edges"? I mean I think I know what you're trying to get at but I've never heard of it from the side of "advice for shoppers to avoid ads". That's just nonsensical to me. Do elaborate, tictac.

[Some Sick Fuck]

That's different, I wouldn't try to compare advertising in shelves versus internet and TV - I don't think you even can do that, both are important. You can't just fill a shelf with your product nobody knows anything about - I mean sure, you can, but those gigantic brands are so well known because you see them everywhere around you with context, not just because you see their labels on shelves, where they have no context, because you are just looking at random goods. Anyways, I was just replying to someone before asking whenever advertising on TV or internet was even efficient to begin with.

[Kugelfisch]

You can. The outcome may just be different. Depends on what the presentation is and what philosophy the product does with.

[rabidtictac]

I've heard a lot of health gurus and people who don't like modern supermarkets talk about how all the important shit in the store is usually around the edges. The central areas and especially near the register are where all the bullshit is. Eggs? Milk? Motherfucker you best believe they're keeping that shit in some corner or edge somewhere, so you have to walk the entire length of the store for it.

Nobody advertises for shit like eggs, butter, milk etc. Not here anyway. Because everyone will buy it anyway. People advertise for the candy, cookies, pretzels, nuts, crisps/chips, all the snack foods nobody ever intends to buy but ends up buying because they saw it on their way to get the real important items. I've never seen loaves of bread or sacks of potatoes on display near the register.

[Kugelfisch]

You have five shit zones in any super market that's built rectangular. If you've additional rooms, things complicate but I digress.
The shit places are the corners and the central of your store.
With the way those are being built for the last decade all but one corner have been addressed by now. The centre? That's where you put toilet paper and animal food. Stuff they will absolutely need and as such go everywhere in the store for.

But that's far from coercing somebody into a stroll through ads either. Yes, the arsepaper is in the middle because you wouldn't check the middle if you didn't have to. But that doesn't matter we're running ads on you. We've just seen what works and used that, getting positive feedback all the way.

[Some Sick Fuck]

That freak is posting more and more photos or videos of him likely naked and people like it. Still looks like hobo, except now someone has trimmed him with lawn mower.

Better would be never showing that ugly mug again, but that's clearly not happening. Bitching about anxiety all the time, yet he lacks the common sense to remove the biggest trigger of it, his fucking face.

[Poonoo]

That freak is posting more and more photos or videos of him likely naked and people like it. Still looks like hobo, except now someone has trimmed him with lawn mower.

Better would be never showing that ugly mug again, but that's clearly not happening. Bitching about anxiety all the time, yet he lacks the common sense to remove the biggest trigger of it, his fucking face.

>better

Even when he trims it, he has no idea how to make his beard look neat. This man is in his early 40s.

[rabidtictac]

Why the hell does he have no shirt on? Does he just sit around the house with no shirt, no pants, wearing his adult diapers, waiting for his wife to come change him? Why the fuck do I keep seeing pictures of this morbese cunt with no shirt?

Oh and his beard looks the same, because he didn't shape it or trim the hairs to a uniform length. He still looks like he's wearing pubes on his chin.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I finally had to register because the old captcha would never work for me and I didn't know a lot of the answers to the new one.

Anyways.
Was this pic ever posted? From when his chair broke.
The chair in the pic was photoshopped.
Warning! Boogie Booty Below!

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So this is supposed to be a fan art, you know, a positive thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/com ... e_fan_art/

I don't know what that is and in what mental state do you have to be to share that with public.

This looks a lot like a boss to some trippy Japanese shmup.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or the protagonist of Samurai Zombie Nation.