DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Everyone Is Stupid But Me: The Streamer.

[rabidtictac]

They installed an anti-DSP algorithm. Everything works fine for everyone but him.
What I find especially annoying is when he does his whole fake laugh, clap and torrent of insult routine.
"Wooooow uhuhuhuhuhuuu *clap* congratulations! *clap* You won because of lag! You're soo gud at this gayme. What a fucking scrub!"
As if the guy on the other side of the internet was breaking out in sheer joy over beating hsi sorry ass, hears DSP calling it not legit and gets super sad over it. Phil would get the shit beaten out of him at any tournament.

I can't remember which fighting game it is, but he actually did say one time that he was experiencing a type of lag/delay which was selective. He said his opponent was clearly not experience lag, but he was. He described it as the type of lag which only effects one player.

You can't make this up. I'm pretty sure he said this in one of the street fighter games, like his final SFIV matches or something.

[Stranger]

I hope he sticks around. He's my favourite internet nobody by far. He's impossible to parody. You could go ahead and make a video trying, you'd fail. He's exactly as people say he is in every video. That's why he's still baffling to me every single time. Watch him stream a figtan gaem for an hour and you will hear all his trademark excuses guaranteed. Not out of self-awareness but because he actually means it. Blame lag, call people scrubs despite losing against them, say the game didn't register inputs or interprets them wrong, snorting, ohkay, people say, thanks for the cheer, go to my paytreahn. Guaranteed!

I think some people are starting to realize this, actually. They sit there and talk about how much they wish his channel would just disappear but everyone knows that the day DSP vanishes from the internet will be a sad day for everyone.

I mean, I'll be glad he's done torturing himself, and his audience, and is getting back into the real world but I'll miss having the videos of his hypocrisy, whining, horrible gameplay, and constant snorting to chuckle at when I'm out of higher priority stuff to watch.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can only hope that my dream of a DSP voice clip library will come true. Then we can keep his legacy alive.

I can't remember which fighting game it is, but he actually did say one time that he was experiencing a type of lag/delay which was selective. He said his opponent was clearly not experience lag, but he was. He described it as the type of lag which only effects one player.

You can't make this up. I'm pretty sure he said this in one of the street fighter games, like his final SFIV matches or something.

Funny how the other player always seems to have less issues with the lag.

[aboveup]

He's pretty much on a negative feedback loop where whenever he's losing viewership and subs, he ups his streaming rate, which in turn increases his VoD dumping rate, which in turn alienates his viewers more. He's leaking subscribers at a rapid pace now, and it's only going faster as time passes.

[Kugelfisch]

Funny how the other player always seems to have less issues with the lag.

There are even guys who play Sagat in SSF2 day one and just flat out do more damage with tiger fireballs. Phil knows "that" game, despite it being a completely different version from Super Turbo. He knows how much damage, exactly, a Sagat does.
Lesser pro fighting game players may assume that damage values have been altered between Super Turbo and SSF2. Not Phil, the number 1 American Super Street Fighter Champion in his house! He knows it's a hacker.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

DSP knows every pixel of every version of Street Fighter that ever existed. You can't fool him.

[rabidtictac]

Hey now, DSP is a person who was very intelligent and was in line to go to ivy league universities. He just wasn't able to go because he was white and didn't have millions of dollars. That's what the colleges told him btdubs. 8^)

[rabidtictac]

Praise Kek, lord of lulz. DSPgaming just got multiple copyright strikes from Rockstar and DSP is going nuclear right now. Haven't seen his video screaming about this yet-it happened mere hours ago, if not sooner. If this shit doesn't clear up, RIG (rest in gout) DSPgaming. That channel will be FUCKED.

And then what, DSP? Your shit always gonna get copyright struck because it's someone else's game you're showing 100% of. You're not even smart about which games you LP, otherwise you'd avoid shit that has copyrighted music in it.

DSP RIGHT NOW is saying that 100% of his income now needs to come from Twitch. Holy cucking kek! This is amazing! He'd be homeless if not for Twitch.

[Kugelfisch]

I am eagerly awaiting a weekend video by my favourite black dood about that.