Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Proboards Support]

You'd think you'd want to loose weight when you break a chair and it punctures your ass.

Or whatever that was.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You can always buy a sturdier chair. I'm talking stainless, multi-folded katana steel chairs.

[RAPEMAN]

You'd think you'd want to loose weight when you break a chair and it punctures your ass.

I'm dying! I need a source.

[Kugelfisch]

You don't want the source. He had a massive sore from that on his ass and was afraid to lose his legs. Remember, the guy's leg almost went necrotic from getting slightly dinged between a car door.
Just imagine an office chair with the upper parts gone and blood on the floor.

[RAPEMAN]

You know what the guy's problem is? He's too fat.

[Guest]

If ... not being able to fuck your wife ... get you to stop

This is about what any normal, straight, human male would look at and realize something's wrong and fix the problem immediately.

[RAPEMAN]

Is his wife fat? When a wife gets too fat sex is usually over, anyway.

[Kugelfisch]

Is his wife fat? When a wife gets too fat sex is usually over, anyway.

She's not fat enough for a guy of his size to reasonably say "Bitch's too fat.".

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Just imagine an office chair with the upper parts gone and blood on the floor.

The office chair wasn't what broke on him. That was an image someone added into the real image which is below.

WARNING!!!
BOOGIE'S BUTT BELOW CRACK IS CENSORED

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