Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

He talked...

As if we've seen anything but talk from this creature in years... he's worthless, miserable little cretin that can't function like a human being. Of course he was going to bail, was anybody really expecting him to show up? All he can do is talk to himself like a crazy hobo on twitter. I've compared him to hobos before, but any real hobo would be more collected together and less of a pussy no matter what happened to them in life. And nothing ever happend to PussyOne, he did all of this to himself.

[Poonoo]

Just like in this D&D stream with Lordkat the pussy acts like an asshole and immediately fucks off when Rollo T tells him to stop being a cunt to everyone for no reason. He literally came onto their stream to tell them how they are all playing it wrong and to condescend to them thinking that because he is King Spoony that no one would stand up to him. Listen to how silent he gets when Rollo T tells him to fuck off and how he immediately says he is leaving in that quiet tone with his tail between his legs, they guy is bitch made.

He is such a bitch nigga he couldn't handle someone talking back to him on the fucking internet, so I shouldn't have been surprised he is too much of a bitch to turn up to court to have a judge tell him he did something wrong. Yet again, the subtitle of this place is always right.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wait, so if he wasn't at court, where the fuck was he that he wasn't on Twitter all day?

He gave his loyal followers the illusion of being away, and he doesn't mention it further on twitter as to not destroy their headcanon.

So he's a bitch nigga and defaulted, but now he's gotta worry about the personal lawsuits that will be a slam fucking dunk if they decide to pursue.

What's gonna happen if he doesn't appear there as well? 'Cause the chances of that are pretty high.

[Old Black Man]

He's tweeting again, something about Marzgurl. No mention of not showing up to court, of course.

Time for a stakeout.

[Keith Chegwin]

What's gonna happen if he doesn't appear there as well? 'Cause the chances of that are pretty high.

Same result, the plaintiff will win by default.

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm more surprised he let this end up in a default judgement on his record. Why would he bother to have a court date, then? This is worse than just paying the fine (which is equivalent to pleading guilty), since he has a conviction on his record, AND has to pay the court costs.
Did he not bother to contact a public defender?


For once, the rule doesn't apply--this is not the most disappointing outcome.

If a person fails to pay the fine within 46 days, the Illinois Secretary of State will be notified and he or she will not be allowed to renew, replace or re-classify his or her driver's license until the fine is paid.

I'll bet this is Antwiler's way of bragging how he "beat the system."
Who cares how much this is going to jack up his shitty insurance premiums?




How long until he tells April she has to pay for one cell phone for both of them to use?
Or that they should get cheaper Internet since he's the only one in house using most of it?

[rabidtictac]

I'm more surprised he let this end up in a default judgement on his record. Why would he bother to have a court date, then? This is worse than just paying the fine (which is equivalent to pleading guilty), since he has a conviction on his record, AND has to pay the court costs.
Did he not bother to contact a public defender?

That's what gets me. He created a bunch of extra work for the court and justice system on a case he never intended to show up for. What a huge faggot. And it looks worse for him than if he'd just pled guilty.

If his insurance did require him to fight the citation like some had theorized earlier, surely they would also require him to actually show up at the court date? I think he just wanted to waste time and taxpayer money like the truly bitter Bitch Nigga he is.

Even sovereign shittyzens bother to show up to their stupid court cases.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I'm pretty sure he intended to go but overslept, got drunk, or had a "panic attack" before the hearing and decided not to show up.

[Cuckson]

its just a $120 fine

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure he intended to go but overslept, got drunk, or had a "panic attack" before the hearing and decided not to show up.

He intended to go the same way he frequently intends to livestream, then doesn't.