Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

If only enough people praise the shit out of his every word he's going to be healthy again. You can't expect poor Boogie to solve his shit himself! Mommy was mean to him once a couple of decades ago. Nothing he could do about it but eat.

[Guest]

Mommy was mean to him once a couple of decades ago. Nothing he could do about it but eat.

Bugged motherhood mechanics.

[rabidtictac]

Nothing I could do dood. I'm pressing blawk but my mom is still hitting me. What the fuck! Fuck this lag.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

... who the fucks eats pure mayonnaise besides Boogie and Homer Simpson?

That was from an old video and it was vanilla pudding he put into a mayo jar.

[Some Sick Fuck]

That's what he says, I wouldn't put eating whole mayo beyond him. Maybe not on camera, but I'm sure he has done it at some point in his life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's what he says, I wouldn't put eating whole mayo beyond him. Maybe not on camera, but I'm sure he has done it at some point in his life.

Dammit, that's what I wanted to post. Even if it was pudding, it's easy to guess where the original mayo went.

He also mentioned that after his surgery, you'll still see him having lots of food around in his Francis videos. As "props", of course, because that's totally not a lie and kinda fucked up at the same time.

[Kugelfisch]

He would not touch them because they would kill him. As opposed to him eating everything in sight for the last couple of decades despite it killing him.
The fucker better get that operation! I couldn't wish anything worse on him. Not even death.

[rabidtictac]

He would not touch them because they would kill him. As opposed to him eating everything in sight for the last couple of decades despite it killing him.

That's like an alcoholic saying he's getting an operation to intentionally fuck up his liver so that he can't drink anymore. "I won't be ABLE to drink, don't you understand? If I drink, I'll die!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Lots of food is dangerous for my health, so I'll stop!"

I think I mentioned it earlier, but he puts a lot of fate into his survival instincts passively subduing his addictioni he never tried to contain before.

[Kugelfisch]

If a triple bypass, not being able to walk, not being able to fuck your wife and about a hundred other things get you to stop, killing yourself just a tiny bit more directly by eating won't do the trick either.
Get that operation, Boogie! I beg you!