Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Whybother]

...I hope he fucking dies on the table. Someone like him doesn't DESERVE to get healthy.

[Le Redditeur]

... who the fucks eats pure mayonnaise besides Boogie and Homer Simpson?

[mad bum]

He's trolling right? I can't even quote that tweet or I'm gonna throw up.

Talk about a meme, someone send this to his surgeon holy shit. Is he going to eat miracle whip on his diet because it's healthier? Or the mayo with olive oil instead? And great value? Fucking pleb can't you afford the real stuff mr ceo?

[Livy]

He won't get the surgery, he will go to the doctor and be told how risky it is because he can't stick to even a generous diet. Then make a youtube video whining about how hard it is and stressful (maybe ask for a donation or two ) and then start the process again next year.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No way in hell he'll actually go through that pre-surgery diet.

And man, his skin. It's like he's already dead.

[Keith Chegwin]

... who the fucks eats pure mayonnaise besides Boogie and Homer Simpson?

Travis Bickle?

[Poonoo]

And man, his skin. It's like he's already dead.

That pale skin with red blotches. Macho Man had that right before he died too of a heart attack:



Look at that compared to how bronze he used to look.

[Kugelfisch]

WWE All Stars was the greatest wraslin game of this decade. I'll fite anyone who disagrees over their shit taste.

He won't get the surgery, he will go to the doctor and be told how risky it is because he can't stick to even a generous diet. Then make a youtube video whining about how hard it is and stressful (maybe ask for a donation or two ) and then start the process again next year.

That is my biggest concern. If he gets the surgery any outcome will be interesting. He either, deservedly, dies during it or the time after it will be his personal Vietnam.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He's trolling right? I can't even quote that tweet or I'm gonna throw up.

Talk about a meme, someone send this to his surgeon holy shit. Is he going to eat miracle whip on his diet because it's healthier? Or the mayo with olive oil instead? And great value? Fucking pleb can't you afford the real stuff mr ceo?

That picture is obviously from a pretty old video, where he still had the decency to not have a scrotum facial hair.

As for dieting, yeah, right. 3 weeks of a diet, he's totally going to make it. In his case it probably means one less bag of Doritos. But I hope he powers through (for once in his life) so we can get the surgery video.

or the time after it will be his personal Vietnam.

It's about time he tasted some real suffering to all the whining he's been doing for years.

[oldbones]

http://www.obesitycoverage.com/the-big- ... iet-guide/

I'd say there's approximately a 0% chance he'll follow this diet. Don't waste the doctors and hospital's time and resources. Cancel the surgery now.