EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

[Keith Chegwin]

But staying in the UK raises his chances of getting shanked exponentially compared to anywhere else that isn't a Third World country.

>Stay in England
>Get stabbed
>Go back to Sweden
>Get grenaded
The life of a Pewdiepie is suffering

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can always try to move to Glorious Nippon, the most muslim-free place on the planet.

But staying in the UK raises his chances of getting shanked exponentially compared to anywhere else that isn't a Third World country.

Don't worry, knives are banned in the UK. You couldn't possibly get stabbed in a nation that bans knives.

Oh, there is something far more nefarious than knives...

[Kugelfisch]

But spoons are banned as well, bro. You don't think they'd ban knives but forget about the other dangerous items like spoons or bike wheels, did you?
The UK public is well protected by Big Brother.

[Auli]

When potato peelers are banned, then I think most stuff is banned.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But they can never ban the dreaded pointed stick. Or worse: fruit.

[Singh'sSpot]

He can always try to move to Glorious Nippon, the most muslim-free place on the planet.

Unless he runs into this chick

[mad bum]

You know what they say, if a mudslime is floating, keep your firearm loaded

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Unless he runs into this chick

She's as much of a muslim as JesuOtaku is a man. I'd be amazed if she ever saw a mosque from the inside.

(Also the Nipponese authorities might've already deported her ass by the time PDP moves in. I mean, that gaijin has become way too baka.)

[Kugelfisch]

Muslim convert AND a fucking leaf AND huwhitu piggu that went to nipland in one? That's a 3 in 1 batshit bundle if I've ever seen one! An hero when?

[Keith Chegwin]

He can always try to move to Glorious Nippon, the most muslim-free place on the planet.

There are tropical islands with fewer muslims.
In any case, I don't know if Brighton is muzzed up but I doubt it seeing as it's known as a hotbed for homosexuals. Doesn't mean that there can't be muslims there, leftists do like to shoot themselves in the foot, but I'd find it unlikely