Shia has been good in movies before. Holes was pre-molestation tho (inb4 Namefag says the Jews sure filled his hole). I wonder if he'll accept his razzie...
Adventures of Tintin was a way better Indiana Jones movie than Crystal Skull. Fucking Spielberg's ass should make the sequel rather than Ready Player One or some of the really middling shit he puts out now.
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rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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Not even Spielberg can salvage that turd of a book.
Kathleen Kennedy's Self Insert No. 14 or so.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 7:35 pmOnly to be replaced with a much, much worse Phoebe Post-Wall Cunt, aka Kathleen Kennedy's Self Insert.
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Shit, VORP's about to turn me into Rushy. The first Tintin movie is really good!! Engaging, fun, adventurous. Quick pace, makes the fact that it's three years after Crystal Greenscreen funnier.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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>first Tintin movie
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Well, alright...VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 4:46 pmI told you they made it weird. Just give me fucking Martians, FFS.
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Brother! The My Little Pony marathon has been prepared for thy excitement!CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 7:51 pmShit, VORP's about to turn me into Rushy. The first Tintin movie is really good!! Engaging, fun, adventurous. Quick pace, makes the fact that it's three years after Crystal Greenscreen funnier.
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The only thing hotter than Derpy Hooves is Equestria Girls Derpy Hooves.
You know you want a crossover...
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Yep, and Nicholas Hoult was gifted the prosthetic by Eggers and he had it framed. Daughter of Depp also has some amazing Atari joystick nipples, and what I hope was a homegrown bush.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 1:27 amThere's vampire cock in that movie?Old Black Man wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 12:40 amGlad someone else here saw it. Accurate review. Never thought you’d see that Orlock dick did you?TheManWithNoPlan wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2025 7:19 pmWatched Nosferatu in cinema thought it was very good. I was expecting it to be weirder like the Lighthouse or Herzogs version but was a fairly straight forward gothic horror just with modern sex, scares and gore.
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Tintin should have been a series of films. I love the source material and that movie was damned brilliant.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Thu Jan 02, 2025 7:51 pmShit, VORP's about to turn me into Rushy. The first Tintin movie is really good!! Engaging, fun, adventurous. Quick pace, makes the fact that it's three years after Crystal Greenscreen funnier.
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Loved the ones where he visits the Soviet Union and Africa.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:53 amTintin should have been a series of films. I love the source material and that movie was damned brilliant.
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I need a collection of the comics. Are they still ongoing?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 8:43 amLoved the ones where he visits the Soviet Union and Africa.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:53 amTintin should have been a series of films. I love the source material and that movie was damned brilliant.
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