Dead Horse Interchange

Couldn't find a eurobeat version (for some reason), so here's the next best thing:

You need ear bleach of the stupid shit people post

I feel nothing quite cleanses my ear palate like a trip to Secret of Mana.



EDIT: Oh, now I know why Persona 3 Recucked didn't include The Answer.
So they can sell it as DLC for 35 eurobux.

You need ear bleach every time people mention fake SMT poopsona

AdorableOtter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:34 pm

That being said, indie JRPG-likes are probably more JRPG than actual JRPGs, even though you have to be really careful with woke shit.

don't know if they are woke-free, just examplesShow

AdorableOtter wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:09 pm

You need ear bleach every time people mention fake SMT poopsona

SpoilerShow

>Posts indie Soylent
>Says SMT is the master race
>Doesn't know about the new indie SMT

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 3:58 pm

The GBA port of FF2 played pretty well…

I beat FF10 finally - and am convinced the Chocobo Racing and Lightning Dodging were only added to troll completionists - especially since the final stretch before Jecht gives you weapons for each party member - implying you use them. I did, and I had no trouble.

This is compounded by the remaster getting rid of a PS2 glitch that made the Chocobo race easier.

Fuck those mini games. What did you think overall? I played for the first time a few years back and it made me think of the film Hot Rod with the father-son relationship.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:14 am

Couldn't find a eurobeat version (for some reason)

The only Kodu Kumi song that's considered eurobeat (by avex) is the Crazy 4 U "80's Style Remix".

Plotholes aside - the main plot beats were resonant. I think Tidus gets too much shit, especially in contrast to the 13 and on protagonists and Squall.

I think Yunalesca is one of my favorite fights in an RPG - the right kind of challenging where you have to adapt constantly and it’s more skill than repetition and monotony.

Which makes me think more that the actual monotonous parts of the game are a giant troll.

>Muh Touhou fap material is SMT
>Not even DeSpiria the last actually good SMT (de)spiritual successor

Excuse me sir, but it's not VoiceOfReasonBlog, that shit doesn't even count as a game.

You focus to much on the optics, not the actual heart and soul.

>Dreamcast game
Lmao

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:37 am

Plotholes aside - the main plot beats were resonant. I think Tidus gets too much shit, especially in contrast to the 13 and on protagonists and Squall.

The modern FF fanbase got too fucked in their heads thanks to Cloud and Squall (or rather their distorted meme perception of them), so they want every protagonist to be some kind of stoic badass and/or emo. Square nurtured this notion as well, so you get the distorted meme versions of Cloud, Squall and Lightning in Dissidia who are absolutely insufferable pricks.
I can understand it more with FF12's Vaan because that boy has fuckall to do with 98% of the plot. Everything would've made so much more sense if Basch was the protagonist. He has all the qualities the fans want (except less autistic), and he even has an actual arch nemesis.