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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Liar Revealed » Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:33 am

The thing is, there are tens of thousands of Chris-chans walking around in America. Crazies, retards, potential "time-bombs". Notice on the news whenever some loser goes on a shooting/killing spree, everyone says, "I knew he would do it someday."

We've talked about this before, but the libshits shut down all the insane asylums in the 1970s. So now there's really no place to put these people that need help.
They pretty much need to seriously hurt or kill someone to get locked up and even then it's not a certainty to be permanent. Like, they let the guy that shot Reagan go free.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:43 pm

Such a glorious epic. We all laugh, but the legend of ChrisChan will be taught in schools I bet... :lol:
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:44 pm

Such talent wasted, that's the internet in a nutshell
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 pm

Chris-Chan should try to get hired by Image Comics. Based on the crap that they're already publishing, he might have a shot.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:13 pm

Or we could as A1 Studios to shit out a Chris-chan animu. Wouldn't be the worst in their lineup.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:26 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 pm
Chris-Chan should try to get hired by Image Comics. Based on the crap that they're already publishing, he might have a shot.
He's already a diversity hire but a job would require him to work.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:23 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:33 am
The thing is, there are tens of thousands of Chris-chans walking around in America. Crazies, retards, potential "time-bombs". Notice on the news whenever some loser goes on a shooting/killing spree, everyone says, "I knew he would do it someday."

We've talked about this before, but the libshits shut down all the insane asylums in the 1970s. So now there's really no place to put these people that need help.
They pretty much need to seriously hurt or kill someone to get locked up and even then it's not a certainty to be permanent. Like, they let the guy that shot Reagan go free.
Kind of true. Governor Reagan slashed the budget by literally emptying out Cali's insane asylums in the '70s, which is why that decade was so crazy with serial killers.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:46 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:15 am
Sounds to me like someone who should be in prison.
He probably should, yes. They'll eat him alive but if they don't, he's one of the few people prison could actually help.
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Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:31 am
He has boundary issues, a history of violent outbursts, and lack of understanding of consequences. Be contrarian all you want but he's a timebomb and only gets worse the more time passes.
Don't get me wrong. He's anti-social, he has sociopathic traits stemming from his autism (lack of empathy, refusal to accept responsibility for his actions). But anybody who thinks he's going to go on a shooting spree, or stabbing spree, or start bashing people's heads in with a lead pipe either hasn't followed Chris for very long or has and is simply retarded. Ask Foxdick, they'll tell you. If you can't stand the Kiwis, ask /cow/, they'll tell you the same thing. He's not ultra violent. Take this latest incident. The convention management told him to leave and he curled up into a little ball and threw a child's tantrum. What he didn't do was grab the baseball bat on the nearby table and start swinging it at people.
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Like, they let the guy that shot Reagan go free.
After years of having him in an insane asylum and after Nancy Reagan, who I assume was making sure he stayed locked up, died. 'Free' is also a relative term, they won't even let him jerk off to Jodie Foster any more, man.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:30 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:46 am
He probably should, yes. They'll eat him alive but if they don't, he's one of the few people prison could actually help.
I wonder if anybody in prison would be desperate enough to assrape Chris.

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