Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's worse. I think that's gonna be an entire Rey trilogy.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I hope they do make the Rey movie and that it's the wokest thing ever. It'll be funny to watch it bomb. That's the best entertainment to be had from new Star Wars media today.

According to my sources at Google, it was originally going to start shooting in spring 2024, but got pushed back because of the script. It was either too shitty or not shitty enough. Not sure.

[Old Black Man]

Also Silent Hill with Pyramid Head and sex nurses. Although I don't mind the latter at all.

Pyramid Head is when you get a girl dressed as one of the nurses to blow you during an Egyptian tour. If you can’t afford Egypt one of those museums will also suffice.

[Kugelfisch]

If you can’t afford Egypt one of those museums will also suffice.

Egypt is just about the cheapest destination for a sunny vacation. As long as you don't mind being locked up on the hotel premises.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, you could go outside.
If you want to join the kings of old.

[Complicity]

It'll be funny to watch it bomb.

Anything Star Wars will bomb at this point.
The IP should be memory-holed for at least 10 years, but they have nothing to replace it with.
They have no new ideas, and strict woke dogmas to adhere to.

Capeshit is almost in the same situation; for now recognizable actors/directors may still put asses in the seats because of nostalgia bait, but it won't last.
People will watch the new Superman movie, realize it's Super Friends of The Galaxy 8, because that's the only type of movie Gunn can write, and then what?
He's going to do the same with the Bat family, then maybe with the Teen Titans if there's still money left, and that will be all.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

You do have to get that out, before people realize she's really not a very good actress.

Should've gone into actual porn instead. Her perpetual valley girl cadence + delivery is her only other talent on camera.

[CuckTurdginson]

There's apparently a Ron Howard movie called 'Eden' where she lezzes out w Ana De Armas. That's building up hype for obvious reasons.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

There's apparently a Ron Howard movie called 'Eden' where she lezzes out w Ana De Armas. That's building up hype for obvious reasons.

How was Ana De Armas chosen over Sydney Sweeny to play Marilyn Monroe?

[Lindsay's Liver]

"Skeleton Crew" is apparently the least viewed Star Bores thing ever.