The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is the song:

[Old Black Man]

Make it happen Voice, you’re the chief of foreign affairs, even if they’re mostly Japanese.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's the only country worth trading with.

[Old Black Man]

Yet we horribly misuse their goods.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Each time Mercury-chan gets adapted, she becomes more fuckable uwu.

(Also you know as well as I do that Netflix will make the smart one black.)

[Old Black Man]

Well of course, she has to be the nerdy tech savvy kwquan who loves social justice programs at the local college. We’ll get Sailor Troon eventually.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sailor Troon would be Venus ('cause she's the girliest Senshi with the most female planet) or Uranus (need I say more?), potentially both if they wanna cover different flavors of non-conforming (with Venus being MTF and Uranus being either non-binary or some kind of FTM).

Mars might be Muslim since she's the religious/spiritual one. Maybe Native American instead if they want to dabble into this "Two-Spirit / 3rd Gender" nonsense.

(No, I'm not working on a script to send to Netflix.)

[Kugelfisch]

>mars
>the red planet
>redskin
That'd be funny so it's verboten.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also
>Mars
>god of war
>muslim

Latinx dreamer it is then.

[Uguuboi]

She'll finally have a tiny cock like the fans have been demanding