Movie Thread

[Moe Bitches]

It's the one from Jason X like I posted days ago.

[Guest]

Jason Takes Manhattan was a disappointment. It looks like it was filmed in Vancouver, and the original plot was for the psychic girl from The New Blood to be locked in an asylum, accused of being a murderer, with Jason coming to kill her.

[Guest]

Does anyone remember a vampire movie from the early 90s where the villain gets his head lopped off with a chainsaw? I can't remember the name and google doesn't help. It was a sequel, I think. Everyone had long metal hair and there was a scene where a vampire fondles the hell out of some woman doing dishes before killing her. It ended with the main chick pregnant with a vampire baby.

[Old Black Man]

Jason Takes Manhattan was a disappointment. It looks like it was filmed in Vancouver, and the original plot was for the psychic girl from The New Blood to be locked in an asylum, accused of being a murderer, with Jason coming to kill her.

Yeah they most of the city scenes there to save money, only like 10% is NYC. And I like that plot better too. Although it did give us this gem.

[Guest]

Disney Predator is a prequel, and it's so fucking woke I nearly trooned out reading the description. (Stealing a Kiwi's green text because I'm lazy.)

“The film will follow a Comanche woman who [defies] her culture’s norms and decides to become a warrior.”
>She will be named Kee, which means “no” in Comanche.
>The casting call for Kee begins, “KEE Female; 19 years old; Comanche. Her name, “Kee”, means “no” in Comanche. A name she has earned by perpetually refusing to do as she is told her entire life.”
>“Kee is very close to her younger brother, Taabe, who is being groomed as a leader. As capable as any young man in the tribe, Kee has always been a teacher and source of inspiration for Taabe.”
>Kee is a truth teller and has insight that others do not. A tomboy, she wants to prove herself in the masculine world of the Comanche.
>The casting call also includes a synopsis for the film. It reads, “Many years ago – in a time before any Europeans had ever encroached on their lands – the Comanche people had a well defined society and gender norms. [Predator 5] is the story of what happens when one young woman challenges the status quo to become a warrior.”

https://boundingintocomics.com/2021/02/ ... ine-world/

Gonna take a guess and predict Kee is a lesbian who becomes leader of her tribe at the end. The actress will be flat AF, not in the least feminine, and the movie will end with heavy foreshadowing about the real predator to come: the cisgender white European.

[Liar Revealed]

We want to respect other cultures by having a main character that disrespects said culture.

[Kugelfisch]

So this will be something like TLOU Part Two Tiger Woods PGA Tour? You know, the zombie game that was too busy being woke that it forgot it was about zombies. Because I think they forgot that they were writing a Predator movie.

[Guest]

I fucking knew it was going to happen, as soon as Disney bought Fox. They were going to turn the Predators into storm troopers and introduce their own Rey into the series.

Keekee the Wonder Squaw will brutally defeat and kill multiple Predators in hand to hand combat and in the end take the skull of sixteen foot tall Superdupermegaultrapredator (rendered beautifully in PS2 era digital effects by the same team that handled Black Panther) as her trophy. Even though Arnold got the shit kicked out of him by his Predator and only won because the Predator was literally standing in the right place at the right time. I think Danny Glover's Predator was also blasted a few times by a shotgun and fell off a building or something before the end of that movie.

WOMEN :Clap emoji: GET :Clap emoji: IT :Clap emoji: DONE :Clap emoji: BIGOTS

[Guest]

Also the Comanche were a tribe of bloodthirsty maniacs even by the Red Man's savage standards. Every other tribe unfortunate enough to have had to deal with them hated them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

“The film will follow a Comanche woman who [defies] her culture’s norms and decides to become a warrior.”

>Implying there is something wrong with glorious Comanche culture

JUST.

Also really? Why not pick one of these "amazing" Native cultures that totally had 4+ genders? The Left has fantastized about those for years. Or is that too "optimistic" for Current Year?

Even though Arnold got the shit kicked out of him by his Predator and only won because the Predator was literally standing in the right place at the right time.

But Arnold wasn't female, was he :3 ?

Prediction time: It will be implied that Wokeahontas is the ancestor of Billy from OG Predator. Not that it matters, but he's also Native so I don't think they will miss this amazing opportunity to interconnect the movies in a stupid way.

(Bonus points if she's the ancestor of Arnold's character instead.)

So this will be something like TLOU Part Two Tiger Woods PGA Tour? You know, the zombie game that was too busy being woke that it forgot it was about zombies. Because I think they forgot that they were writing a Predator movie.

Whoever wrote this was probably not interested in actually making a Predator movie. Much like how the writer of The Cucks of Ass 2 wasn't actually interested in zombies.