Weebshit Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This has got to be the most "How do you do, fellow kids?" thing in recent memory.

[Old Black Man]

It feels like a time traveler from 20 years ago popped into present day and decided to make a DMC series. Only post DMC3 in it is Red Queen being present.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So apparently the Netflix May Cry takes place in some Bizarro alternate continuity where demons are poor, innocent refugees and it's only a few bad apples like Mundus who ruin everything for everyone.

[Kugelfisch]

Baseball, huh?

[RAPEMAN]

America ruins everything.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Pajeet hack """writers""" ruin everything.

[CuckTurdginson]

Season 1 of Castlevania was watchable, if only because it was short and I kind of liked the animation.

BIG Amazing Atheist/Atheism plus energy. That was obnoxious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Season 1 of Castlevania was watchable, if only because it was short and I kind of liked the animation.

Just watch real animu.

BIG Amazing Atheist/Atheism plus energy. That was obnoxious.

It's here again. Demons from Literal Hell = Probably Mutated Humans from Another Dimension.

[Old Black Man]

Yeah fuck this show, so much else to watch.

What was that thing from Doom Eternal that offended troons? Calling demons mortally challenged? Feels like that. Good job neckbeards, good job.

Edit: So I watched the first episode, here are my notes and thoughts.

Off the bat white rabbit makes terrible wearing his easter best joke and Americans bomb, burn, or shoot everything, scathing. Rabbit is oppressed because humans use Hell as a pejorative term for his world and people. Guess he forgot Dante uses guns and kills demons. Also Vatican blown up, gg. -tips fedora-

Lame pop culture reference to skeletor and Dante not being able to have a good one liner, awkward lol so cute. HE SAID JACKPOT! I REMEMBER THAT!

Intro stills doesn’t fuck, but everyone else swears like crazy. Inconsistent. Faux Fox News, reference to radical left and america globe policing/being the best country on earth. -fedora tipping intensifies-

Demons exist in a parallel dimension as stated and are an offshoot of human evolution. Science tells us somehow a human may have found their way into the fairy tale known as Hell and adapted. President is wicked southern gay and says the “last guy” only had to deal with Saddam Hussein. Topical. Darkcom (anti demon agency) orders collecting of hunters and we see Lucia from 2.

They stole the design of the diner waitress from the 2007 anime, great, and strawberry sundaes. Vergil was a fake out, Enzo has appeared as well. Apparently this takes place in New York. Bad meta humor hidden in Dante’s grindrdemon hunter profile text.

No magic, demons understand quantum physics and the amulet and sword are just technology
according to street shitter super scientist. It ends with Dante playing DDR and a rendition of Devils Never Cry.

Well that was shit. I don’t think I can’t do this for seven more episodes.

[Kugelfisch]

Why would you? You're not missing anything. It won't even be relevant to mention as a bad example by the end of the year.