Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

It's also so obviously a political ploy. They tried the same thing with Trump, and it didn't work then either.

[Auli]

Did Spoony join the 1-year anniversary scream-a-ton that other snowflakes did?

[Guest]

There's no way he went outside to do that. Maybe he tried to REE inside, but Orcil flipped her shit and told him to quiet down cause she couldn't schlick to her Skyrim mods with all the whining.

[pibbs]

I honestly think April sometimes physically abuses him. Like he comes around her begging for pity sex and she finally snaps and hits him repeatedly with a yard stick until he lurches back off into the basement whimpering.

[Auli]

She probably rapes him while dressing up as fantasy-creatures.

[rabidtictac]

I honestly think April sometimes physically abuses him. Like he comes around her begging for pity sex and she finally snaps and hits him repeatedly with a yard stick until he lurches back off into the basement whimpering.

100% positive April will read this comment and get triggered. Nice trolling dude.

[pibbs]

[pibbs]

Post was getting long. Spoony's therapy rant cont'd

And that's a nice place to stop. I've actually got shit to do, but these are the highlights so far.

[oldbones]

Therapy would never have helped him. He is too narcissistic and thinks of himself as a genius and expert in everything. No one can tell him he's wrong or give him advice on anything. He is psychotic and should be in a mental institution. I am serious. Confine this lunatic.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can someone please explain to me again how these Cucksons and Emirs believe he is a shining inspiration for their darkest of times, a fountain of endless hope unseen outside of magical girl shows?

(And I doubt they'll put him in a hospital. An asylum would be more fitting.)

I could put a joke about how he would probably not even manage to get it to run thanks to different electrical sockets, but then I remember how I bought a German Amiga for his Big Trouble in Little China video.

You best be kidding, nigger!

Fuck me, this must be the most hilarious typo I've ever did. I think I might take a little break from shitposting, just to laugh at this new headcanon of me as a paypig.