Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He must identify with Killjoy being a total cunt to the Americhink for no reason.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This one might be from last year, but it confirms my suspicions about his attempts to "imitate" other people's art style:

(JFC, that stock footage background is complete ass cancer)

Hispanic heroes should stick together

I thought "Hispanic" is an American thing? Her dad is from actual Spain, and he probably lived before most of these American countries even existed. She also doesn't strike me as particularly "hispanic", made all the worse by her (aka the author's) decision to bastardize her own family name for coolness points.
Also would be nice to know how many of her hundreds of years she's been living the USA.

An absolute pleasure to draw Killjoy in Jorge Gutierreze style

That's once again just Killjoy's regular look with slight modifications, in this case different eyes and no outlines.
I know fuck all about this Mexican artist or his cartoon, but I found a handy character sheet:


Yeah, I can totally see his Killjoy redesign fitting in here like a glove.
I guess she should look like one of those band members in the middle?

Also why the fuck does he keep drawing her so broad-shouldered? Bitch has literally no hips.

[pibbs]

3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

Not a peep from him. I think I remembered it, and he didn't. LOL

[Rushy]

To be fair, not talking about the anniversary of your wife's death on the internet is pretty healthy behaviour

[pibbs]

To be fair, not talking about the anniversary of your wife's death on the internet is pretty healthy behaviour

But he's an IN, they don't do healthy behavior.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If anything he should celebrate this day. I fucking guarantee you that this wife of his thought the Killjoy multi-media empire was a stupid idea. He never brought this lifelong dream of his up while she was still drawing breath.
He couldn't even bring himself to lying about how his dead wife had always dreamed of one day holding a Killjoy book in her hands. That's how hard she must've drilled her distaste into his head (next to the bullet).

But now he is free. Free from the shackles of marriage. Free from the yoke of oppression. Finally able to indulge himself in this pipe dream to his heart's content.
A shame he can't cough up enough grand to satisfy his scam publisher overlords. Otherwise he wouldn't be so suspiciously silent about the status of book 2.

And is anyone sad he didn't turn this into a webcomic instead? He does seem to like drawing Killjoy-related shit.
Even if his sense for perspective is non-existant.
Even if he is too lazy to draw backgrounds and just grabs stock footage shit that somehow makes it look worse than if his characters were just standing in a colored void.
Even if his (action) poses are about as stiff as my dick whenever I see a catgirl.

Sure, it would've been the Second Coming of Lightbringer, but at least we'd have more stupid shit to make fun of.

EDIT: Motherfucker threatens new quality art:

>lots of NEW ART, coming SOON
Looking forward to the stock footage backgrounds.

I also just notice he has effectively been begging for fan art for a while now. Hasn't worked so far.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

LMAO. ERod the Linkara skinwalker has hired Viga for his new Kassandra Killjoy (tm) banner.

I especially like the unecessary change to the logo. Viga like copied the previous' artist's rendition, but then changed it just enough to be a completely original creation.
Isn't consistent branding important? Rowling didn't exactly tinker with the Harry Potter logo every book, you know?

[pibbs]

The second one looks better.

I think this asshole believes if he can just find "that one thing" that will make his book take off then he can be a success.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

More actual content might help, but I guess it's still cheaper for him to buy fancy banners.

[RAPEMAN]

3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

twenty-one year-- HOW OLD IS THIS FUCKER!