Non-cape tv show

[Guest]

Catch a Lasagna?

He tries but Shake has it on a string.

[Le Redditeur]

Being fat means my skin is smooth and soft, you jealous skinny bitches.

[Guest]

Being fat means my skin is smooth and soft

As a former* fat faggot I know that isn't true. Don't kid yourself or anyone else.
*You'll have to take my word on that.

[Le Redditeur]

I know that, don't worry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Being fat means my skin is smooth and soft, you jealous skinny bitches.

I'm worried about the random red splotches, and the parts that don't have random red splotches being oddly blueish.

[Guest]

Being fat means my skin is smooth and soft, you jealous skinny bitches.

Bitch, you're covered in stretch marks and cellulite. Your belly looks like cottage cheese.

[Le Redditeur]

Those are the scars to remind me of the never-ending (and ever-losing) battle against laziness.

[Guest]

I started watching Oak Island season 2 and I'm thinking it's all just a tall tale. Apparently the island was riddled with shafts because during the Elizabethan era dumb Brits thought they were mining gold but it turned out to be fool's gold and they simply left and didn't return. Mystery solved. There's no treasure. The only "proof" of treasure is a stone table with an inscription on it claiming there's 2 million Brit pounds below, but nobody's ever seen the tablet which was "discovered" in 1804 by some punk. Obvious bullshit. Dude's are wasting millions of dollars drilling for something that doesn't exist. Oh, but the contents of King Solomon's temple must be there!

Also, Hannibal Barca never made a trip through the Alps. Maybe he didn't even exist. History is a lie.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mysteries like this primarily exist so scammers can make money by selling books and/or gear to idiots. Plus a bit of tourism bucks I guess.

[Le Redditeur]

If Hannibal (whom the Romans extensively wrote about despite he delivering them some shameful defeats) doesn't exist, then rabbi (((Yeshua Ben Pantera the Christ))) certainly didn't exist as well.