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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by drisko » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:20 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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TheBilthCollector wrote:
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A slasher movie called Incel?
That would be awesome as fuck if it was about a scorned Beta Bux chump hunting down Ethot Twitch whores.

"We're going to play a game, Cindy. Push the red button and the room you are in fills with toxic gas. Push the green button and all of your fans will learn you have a boyfriend."

*Cut to extreme closeup shot of a hand waffling back and forth between a green and red button*

Meanwhile, thanks to an utterly shitty home life and marriage, the Detective hunting him down slowly begins to think that the killer isn't all wrong.

God, this would be so hilarious. Of course, modern media would never allow it.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:32 am

TheBilthCollector wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:48 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
A slasher movie called Incel?
That would be awesome as fuck if it was about a scorned Beta Bux chump hunting down Ethot Twitch whores.

"We're going to play a game, Cindy. Push the red button and the room you are in fills with toxic gas. Push the green button and all of your fans will learn you have a boyfriend."

*Cut to extreme closeup shot of a hand waffling back and forth between a green and red button*

Meanwhile, thanks to an utterly shitty home life and marriage, the Detective hunting him down slowly begins to think that the killer isn't all wrong.

God, this would be so hilarious. Of course, modern media would never allow it.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by GitGud » Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:37 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:20 pm
CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:41 pm
TheBilthCollector wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:48 pm


That would be awesome as fuck if it was about a scorned Beta Bux chump hunting down Ethot Twitch whores.

"We're going to play a game, Cindy. Push the red button and the room you are in fills with toxic gas. Push the green button and all of your fans will learn you have a boyfriend."

*Cut to extreme closeup shot of a hand waffling back and forth between a green and red button*

Meanwhile, thanks to an utterly shitty home life and marriage, the Detective hunting him down slowly begins to think that the killer isn't all wrong.

God, this would be so hilarious. Of course, modern media would never allow it.
Brb writing this script.
Let me know when you're ready to film, I'll dig my old camera out of storage.
Damn my nigger can i write a section too? A good slasher, a mix between SEVEN, Final Destination, Saw and Brazzers Cosplay Porn.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by ban » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:14 pm

Jimbo had a livestream about China and Blizzard and he got quite assblasted about it in quite a few points. He got irate to the point of saying "an american company bending the knee to another nation is shamefull". Is it the same for all goons or former trolls, to be extremely blind to the shit their countries do, because America having one knee bent and sucking dick ((is real)) for quite some decades now. :lol:

Btw fuck China for dragging a beloved childhood icon like Winnie the Pooh through the mud, gutter and shitter. Poor guy doesn't deserve to be remembered as the stunt double of a fat blob of spoilt lemon jelly with a bad wig and slants for eyes that commands bugmen who destroy the ecosystem.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:52 pm

Wondering if everybody's favourite crypto goon is really that oblivious or if he's just hamming it up for cuckbucks.
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Post by MegaNigger » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:28 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Wondering if everybody's favourite crypto goon is really that oblivious or if he's just hamming it up for cuckbucks.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by ban » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:48 pm

A mixture of both, it's not like he hasn't demonstrated the good old "I can't see any evil, therefore it doesn't exist" when it comes to Murka before and he takes it often very personally when Yurope is the one one-upping America, even before the whole super shekels became a thing in youtube. I guess it's because he's Minesottan?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:29 am

When Cloudflare deplatformed 8chan, no one batted an eye. Now Blizzchinks does the same, and suddenly everything is wrong and evil and unjust. Well, Activision has the right to deplatform people, and the people they reaffirmed should just do business with another company. Same for the NBA. Isn't it what these virtue-signalling bugmen where saying about 8chan?

Oh, but now corporate censorship is evil! Yeah, no shit.

Hopefully these hypocrites will return to their normal NPC programming when the next Mahvel capeshit needs the ching-chong market so the (((Mouse))) makes enough profit to not can their shitty female power fantasy modern mythos cinematic universe. Gotta guarantee that New Avengers crossover starring Captain PMS and Spider Cuck!

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by ban » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:58 am

It's because of >MUH VIDYA that's why. Streamers, bugmen, normies and even cuckchanners / goons like Jimbo will fly off the rails when someone messes with THEIR SPECIFIC brand of gayming and shit but when other things happen, like the Cloudflare it's just a shrug. And keep in mind, it's not the first time someone deplatforms or censors gaming, it's just that this time it hurts because it's an American company bowing to a yellow government. That's why there's so much ire. The fuckers protesting now don't give a fuck about Hong kong, didn't give a fuck about Blizzshit's shady tactics as far back as with Chinkdaria and chink gold farmers, didn't give half a shit when Tencent was buying company shares despite outsiders trying to warn them etc. It's just out of a petty pride that HOW DARE MY COMPANY FALL TO SUCH A LEVEL! It basically reminds me of this :

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BTW, found it :

https://youtu.be/ra7uUuuvcgM?t=6294

The context is Sarcuck's "putting his life in danger by saying mean things in the streets of Bongistan" shit but this is the first time he really flies off the rails with this. Notice his words and all that and yet he goes on to make streets about Independence Day and every time he gets asshurt he streams on youtube venting his frustrations about America and how he is censored, for shekels. The snake will just project its failings to others, balming them for its own misfortune.

And I realise I just inadvertedly sided with Vee. I need to take a permanent cold shower :

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:40 pm

ban wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:58 am
And keep in mind, it's not the first time someone deplatforms or censors gaming, it's just that this time it hurts because it's an American company bowing to a yellow government. That's why there's so much ire
You're saying this like it's is the first time this ever happened :lol:
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