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Re: Bitches

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Aug 07, 2025 9:38 pm

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The Bible is very clear that women will fuck your shit up.
Leeriness of women is one of the few things the big three Semitic religions were correct about.
And yet the followers didn't take these messages to heart.
One did.

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Re: Bitches

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Aug 08, 2025 1:54 am

Paul was pretty hardcore against wombyn in all forms. The most sexist parts of the new testament are his work. He has a few lines that read like something Elliot Roger might have written.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 08, 2025 5:44 am

Did any of the apostles ever score?
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Re: Bitches

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:56 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Did any of the apostles ever score?
Simon Peter literally left his wife at home to follow Jesus.
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Re: Bitches

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 08, 2025 11:27 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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Paul was pretty hardcore against wombyn in all forms. The most sexist parts of the new testament are his work. He has a few lines that read like something Elliot Roger might have written.
That's because Paul was an invention of Marcion, who was slandered in the Bible as Simon Magus.

Marcion also vehemently rejected Jesus as ever having been an actual human being. Something his Gary Sue Paul is adamant about in his supposed letters.

Marcion, an eternal virgin and thus wizard (hence Simon Magus), was very fond of the "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" stance of the OG Testament.

He likely fucked his boy scholars, though.

Edit: Current official stance by even the Catholic church, by the way. Only ever talked about by followers of the Dutch radical Bible critics but also admitted by the most square-ass apologetics of the Vatican boys.
They would just really prefer you to be quiet.
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Re: Bitches

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 09, 2025 12:23 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Aug 08, 2025 11:27 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Aug 08, 2025 1:54 am
Paul was pretty hardcore against wombyn in all forms. The most sexist parts of the new testament are his work. He has a few lines that read like something Elliot Roger might have written.
That's because Paul was an invention of Marcion, who was slandered in the Bible as Simon Magus.
Simon the Zoroastrian?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Aug 09, 2025 1:07 am

Simon the Supreme Gentleman.

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Re: Bitches

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 09, 2025 3:30 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
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Simon the Zoroastrian?
Different religion, same idea and place of origin.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 09, 2025 4:51 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
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Simon the Supreme Gentleman.
Simon the Grand Wizard.
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Re: Bitches

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Aug 09, 2025 5:34 am

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