Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

Too easy. Better to cannibalize the games, books, and comics for "original" stories from hip middle-aged writer/directors.

[Kugelfisch]

Crikey, just cause I like my butt ravaged and wrecked by a billions dollar corporation that shits out garbage at record pace.

FTFY

Don't forget the trilogy being produced by Reean Johnson

You're joking.

[Guest]

They announced the trilogy before TLJ came out because they were so blown away by his talent. Seriously.

[Kugelfisch]

They announced the trilogy before TLJ came out because they were so blown away by his talent. Seriously.

I would've loved to see the faces when they were discussing how fucking hard TLJ bombed and somebody brought up that the same idiot was already hired to direct more for them.

[Gunner445]

I'm already predicting the next Star Wars movie, MaREY Sue defeats Ben Swolo, the Knights Of Ren that were missing from TLJ will show up only to be defeated, the movie ends with MaREY creating a new order of Jedis and Leia becomes the head of the New Rupublic, you I would be surprise with movie ended with entire galaxy still in turmoil despite defeating the First Order ever since the leadership was wiped out from the Force Awakens.

[Kugelfisch]

The galaxy could end up in total piece and they'd just bring back the Empire/First Order by the next movie with an even bigger death star from fucking nowhere. They just don't give a fuck.

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm guessing the next trilogy will just be random monsters. Disney already looted and pillaged what they could from the Empire. It'll probably be shape shifting aliens that can mimic Vader and the force, etc.

That way instead of two groups of humans fighting over ideology, it can just be the mostly human/good guys versus evil no one cares about, so they can feel better about the heroes chopping them in half with cool moves. Lets them sell more toys without controversy.

Bonus points in that they could "discover" older Tales of the Jedi era plots (where this stuff was common) and use that as a pretext to sell on even more nostalgia. ("They're totally taking the most awesome old school stuff u guyz!!)


Somebody keep a log of this. You know I'm right.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't forget the trilogy being produced by Reean Johnson, as well as the trilogy by those fags from Game Of Strong Empowered Women Who Don't Need No Man Throne. One of 'em's bound to be a post-ROTJ prequel explaining Snoke and Luke's Academy.

*Puts on Plinkett voice* Oh boy. A prequel trilogy about Snoke and Luke's Academy. I'm just dying to see that. They where so interesting and well-developed in this trilogy.

Nobody gives a fuck about Snoke, not even the trilogy itself. HIs only purpose was to fuel conspiracy theories in the time between Episode 7 and 8.

I'm already predicting the next Star Wars movie, MaREY Sue defeats Ben Swolo, the Knights Of Ren that were missing from TLJ will show up only to be defeated, the movie ends with MaREY creating a new order of Jedis and Leia becomes the head of the New Rupublic, you I would be surprise with movie ended with entire galaxy still in turmoil despite defeating the First Order ever since the leadership was wiped out from the Force Awakens.

I'm hoping the "Knights of Ren" will be completely forgotten. That's how highly I think about the writing in this trilogy.

The galaxy could end up in total piece and they'd just bring back the Empire/First Order by the next movie with an even bigger death star from fucking nowhere. They just don't give a fuck.

I want my planet-sized Death Tie-Fighter already dammit.

(Or maybe the next Death Star will be a gas planet for some reason, since those are bigger than Earth-like planets.)

[Liar Revealed]

(Or maybe the next Death Star will be a gas planet for some reason, since those are bigger than Earth-like planets.)

Rich Evans already came up with that storyline.

[Auli]

The new trilogy (VII VIII IX) should have been Knights of Ren stuff.