Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Oengae » Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:07 am

Would help if FilmBald didn't look like the coomer Wojack

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:27 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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#BaldLivesMatter
Aww, are you reading our forum Maffew?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:26 am

I don't knooooow, what you are taaaalking abouuuut.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:36 pm

I don't know who Paul Rudd is, but that looks like Ben Affleck.

Either way, our baldy is turning into full-time Lupa mixed with PushingUpTitties. The only way he can get any attention is by throwing endless pity parties on twitter, but that's not going to make him any money. His parents must be as retarded as he is, if they feel no shame, or are weak to just throw the little shit out.

// He wants to make Filmbald: The movie :lol:

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:58 pm

Is he really using Prince William and his generations of inbreeding as a defence for anything?

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:09 pm

It to mention that William is older than him.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:06 pm

Guest wrote:
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Is he really using Prince William and his generations of inbreeding as a defence for anything?
Who knows how much inbreeding or crossbreeding was happening in Film Bald's family? His family was probably doing it in the stables with anything that was willing back in the good ol days.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:00 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
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"This is an intentionally far-out goal"

He knows he will never reach that, just like how Spoony used to have absurdly-high end goal (can't remember the exact amount, but it was at least an order of magnitude more than his 5k movie goal) for his Dr. Insanso orbital death laser.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:11 pm

Two thoughts:

A) "look into" making a film? What kind of flimsy promise is that?!

B) $2000? You could make that in a month stocking shelves at the supermarket.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Newhalf » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:19 pm

Is there way to make him believe he got the money without actually giving him anything? I'd love to see him collapse under the "pressure" to make a "movie", just like good old Spoons did.
It's a trap!

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