Movie Thread

[CuckTurdginson]

I’m told 2 and 3 are good/alright, too. I just never got to them.

Locked

Bill Skarsgard, looking the most like Pete Davidson he’s ever looked, breaks into a car hoping to find something he can sell for cash. The car turns out to belong to Anthony Hopkins, who installed it with cameras, bulletproof glass and locks it remotely.

Hopkins then proceeds to troll this schmuck for a solid six days. There’s also a bit where he uses the cars remote driving to go run over a few nogs.

This movies maybe not great but it’s fun and the best thing Anthony Hopkins has done in a few years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hopkins is still alive?!

Hopkins then proceeds to troll this schmuck for a solid six days. There’s also a bit where he uses the cars remote driving to go run over a few nogs.

This is just Batman Returns.

[CuckTurdginson]

Did Batman go on tangents that made him sound like Kugelfisch.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sadly not - but he should.

[Liar Revealed]

Doge and Critical Drinker both say that the new Jurassic Park part 7 sucks.
My autistic sibling loves the Jurassic Park series, but I'm hoping we can just wait for the Blu-ray. I hated parts 5 and 6 and remember almost nothing about them now.

[RedLine]

How many film have a decent Part 7?

You should take your retarded brother to it though. Buy him an ice cream.

[Complicity]

How many film have a decent Part 7?

Was New Nightmare the seventh one?
Anyway, all Jurassic Park sequels are shit.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

There was only ever 1 good Jurassic Park. The sequels are non-canon fanfic slop.

[CuckTurdginson]

F1 looks like a decent grandpa movie, maybe Lindsay's Liver's seen it already.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Doge and Critical Drinker both say that the new Jurassic Park part 7 sucks.

I could've already told them that when the teasers hit and we found out that the franchise's obsession with dumb mutants led to the fucking Cloverfield Monster showing up.

I swear if a Part 8 hits we'll get firefights with dinosaur people.