Fatphobia Containment Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Getting rid of her would also delete a full percent of future health care costs though.

[rabidtictac]

A gift to compell Greenland into joining. Enough whale blubber for three generations of heat burners.

Better their ovens burn down than our crematoriums.

[Kugelfisch]

I know what I'd put in an oven.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Better their ovens burn down than our crematoriums.

No oven or crematorium could contain her fat.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Where's your hot Muslim tradwife?!


So she finally found out how to wring more cash from her idiot fans (and attact her "husband" back for more quality renditions of Axel F / Crazy Frog): A 12 hour stream. And what a fucking mess it was.

• Driving over over a speed bump at full speed. Either her eyesight has gone too shit, or she never figured out what the speed bump sign means. I'm leaning towards the former because she's also ignoring stop signs all the fucking time.
• Getting lost in an area she's been living in for almost 3 years now, and desparately looking for a place to take a piss.
• Arguing with her fans and her "husband" about how much she doesn't want to go outside / to the pool / on the treadmill
• Getting euphoric every time her "husband" relents and orders her the junk food she wants.

And then the follow-up stream(s)

• Finally going on the treadmill after realizing that her fans are willing to throw money at her for doing so
• Needing her "husband" to inform her that her fucking cat was lying on the treadmill (because she can't look down far enough to notice it herself)
• Getting a cup with dry ice in one of her orders and proceeding to...
  • ... play around with it because of the funny vapors. I'm sure carbon dioxide is exactly what your lungs need.
  • ... wonder what dry ice is
  • ... wonder if you can eat it. Sadly didn't happen.
  • ... burn her fingers because of course she had to pick up a piece of it
• Going out with her "husband" and getting a slight panic attack when she notices that he just fucked off without telling her

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Presented without comment:


Oh, and I forgot to mention that her "husband" has reclaimed his 1337 gaming chair she's been using for months now.
This may or may not have something to do with a scene from an live stream where she used the chair to roll to the couch because she's too lazy to stand up and walk the 4-5 steps.
Speaking of a scene from a live stream, he also found out fairly recently that she loves drinking cucumber brine.

[rabidtictac]

Her pickle juice fetish is well documented. I guess she just doesn't get enough fucking salt with the 24/7 fast food feasting.

Just imagine how much salt she consooms in a single day. I don't think 20,000mg is out of line. A healthy person would just piss that out, but she's consooming it with 20,000 calories of dirty bulk, mostly fat and sugar.

[Kugelfisch]

She's the kind of nigga to drink gravy. I wouldn't be surprised if she also eats bacon grease like a yoghurt.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She also drank salad dressing straight out of the bottle at least once.

The more disturbing part is that she tries to paint this as "normal behavior" to her "husband" (a coping mechanism of hers to not stand out as the freak that she is)

[Kugelfisch]

If he was a regular sand rat that may have worked. But he's a highly autistic degenerate that imported a deathfat from Canada. He knows more about normal American behaviour than she does.