Nintentard's thread

[Kugelfisch]

I'm the kind of guy that has almost every version of the Nintendo handhelds from the Gameboy onward. I have owned all consoles from the SNES onward. I have never felt like I wasted money on any of those, not even on the WiiU.
But I don't have a Switch. It's shit. It's cheap, looks cheap and is laughable hardware-wise. It was rushed for no good reason when obviously it should've launched this Christmas season with Mario Odyssey - bundled if possible.

If the Mario turns out to be good and not a repeat of the massive mistake that was 3D World (8 directional movement! WTF?), I'll get one. I already know that I'm not going to be happy about the hardware itself, though.

[da PAC Nigguh]

You can get rid of at least some input lag if you literally install Gentoo.

Hey faggot, is there a way for me to just figuratively install Gentoo?

[Kugelfisch]

Ah yes, your favourite pet peeve.
Personally, I find, like, the, like, overuse of like, like, totally annoying. <-Just look at that shit! That's how I hear it whenever some faggots speaks like that. Every comma is a micro aggression.

[sigh]

And he is doing this shit again:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/CpLo5pa4FnE?t=1428[/youtube]
nobody is interested in your joycon collection, stop making this a thing, stop shilling this shit, nobody will buy the switch in the first place.

[mad bum]

That fat fuck owns a youtube network, so of course he's swimming in money and able to buy every joycon under the sun.

[Guest]

I got the basic ones that come with the console. If I ever buy another pair its either to replace broken ones or when they make one with a proper dpad. I could care less throwing 80 bucks out the window for a different color

[Guest]

Better than PC.

[Auli]

I always buy the black stuff.

So I'm not considered racist, ofc!

[Duwango]

Are Nintenyearolds still performing mental gymnastics over the incoming Skyrim and Doom ports?

[mad bum]

Are Nintenyearolds still performing mental gymnastics over the incoming Skyrim and Doom ports?

Yeah they are, they are all so pumped to play doom ON THE GO! Even though they never leave the house, or if they do it's for work and only a moron plays brings the switch with them to play for 15 minutes.