Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

But what if you're a black guy who hates terrible black movies and wants to review rom-coms? Guess ya fucked, bruh.

Then you're a nigger and supposed to be easily riled up for their protests, live on welfare and keep voting dem. Don't you porch monkey dare think for yourself!

[Guest]

Jurassic World 2 may be the worst movie I've ever seen. At the very least, it's the only one that raised my blood pressure and made me want to beat someone.

Bryce Howard's character has two WOKE-AS-FUCK assistants: a don't-need-no-man Latina who's also some kind of genius dinosaur doctor, and a scrawny half-black soyboy IT guy who is also the world's greatest hacker. The former ain't so bad, but the latter is in EVERY FUCKING SCENE of the first half of the movie, screaming like a woman, flailing his arms, and generally just pissing me off. I can't even accurately portray how irritating he is.

Do not see this shit. The island stuff is half an hour long, then it moves to a mansion for the last 90 minutes where another fucking hybrid dinosaur stalks them. It ends with 9 dinosaurs roaming America and apparently JW3 will be a dino war with the world or some gay shit. Repeat, do not pay money for this bullshit.

[Rapeculture]

The first Jurassic Park was alright, The Lost World was meh, Jurassic 3 was shit and I haven't even bothered with this new garbage.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Jurassic franchise is almost like Highlander. In both cases the sequels were massive mistakes that nobody needs. Jurassic is just a bit different because the first one actually did allow for sequels. They just didn't know how to make them.

Do not see this shit. The island stuff is half an hour long, then it moves to a mansion for the last 90 minutes where another fucking hybrid dinosaur stalks them. It ends with 9 dinosaurs roaming America and apparently JW3 will be a dino war with the world or some gay shit. Repeat, do not pay money for this bullshit.

The only way for the franchise to redeem itself is if it turns into the Dino-Riders Cinematic Universe.

[Liar Revealed]

The feminist latina is also a dyke. Cringeworthy line where she discusses her sexuality was mercifully cut. SJWs pissed, as they always are.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... da-1121454

[rabidtictac]

This movie gets better every time I watch it. I really wish we could get "teen" movies like this, instead of the usual vapid trash.

The scene with the prom-goers is one of the more profound parts of any movie, honestly.

[Guest]

I remember being obsessed with The Warriors when I was young, must have watched it 20 times, finished the game 12 times and listened the the soundtrack hundreds of times. Helps that the film itself is awesome, as is the soundtrack and the game.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I loved that scene where they run into this wannabe hipster gang and make them shit their pants.

[Guest]

When was that? Or do you mean The Orphans?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yep. Maybe "hipster" wasn't a good descriptor, but whatefs.