Internet Nobody Dead Pool

[Vaporwear]

So I just heard that Captain Ass Cancer finally dropped dead. RIP homo, that's what you get for taking it up the ass, terminal metastatic ass cancer, motherfucker.

[RAPEMAN]

Why didn't we have him up there?

[Guest]

He literally had asscancer, it was too easy.

[Keith Chegwin]

Predicting Total Biscuit's death would have been like predicting the sun was going to rise

[Poonoo]

Why didn't we have him up there?

He had cancer already, that's cheating and the obvious answer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Though the be fair, the poll's question was "who will die first?". We know TB was going to die, but there was a possibility for Boogie to die first.

[RAPEMAN]

TB just wouldn't die. He had terminal cancer for years.

[Keith Chegwin]

He died exactly when his doctors projected he would die. He merely obfuscated the issue with his extreme denial about dying

[Some Sick Fuck]

That might have been when he announced he had cancer but he said it metastasised to his liver and he had three years to live in October 2015. He didn't outlive expectations, he's right on schedule.

Yeah, take that cancer! All these toesuckers saying how the brave biscuit survived much longer that projected thanks to him being a tough badass, of course they don't care about actual data and evidence pointing out that their "hero" died just like an average cancer patient.

The only amazing thing is that he didn't kick the bucket sooner due to his shitty health, both mental and physical. "Not wanting to die because I am the most important person in the universe" can only carry you so far.

As usual, if you bullshit around enough on the internet and look confident, you will convince most of the morons on your side that you are special, even if in reality, you've already been replaced.

[Vaporwear]

It's true, in TB dying nothing worthwhile has been lost. He was just another one of these youtube reviewer cunts talking out their asses about videogames. The only difference with this one is that thankfully some God of some type decided to strike him down in a most hilarious way(super deadly ass cancer, lol). What a humiliating way to die, I'm so glad he died. And in that way too.

I hope some of his fans cried over his death though, cause I find the idea of his sycophantic followers bawling over his generic British cancer ass hilarious.