Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[ebin namefag]

I thought Contest of Champions finished, with him winning an Infinity Gauntlet but from a different universe.

He got a new jacket from an alternate universe.

[Ghost Dog]

Linky having issues with his T-shirt printer.https://bsky.app/profile/linkara.bsky.s ... cjpql3fs2s

Does anyone have any recommendations for a good new t-shirt printer? Teespring has evidently decided to stop answering my e-mails asking where my payout is and I'm considering switching to someplace else.

And it's not like I'm owed hundreds of dollars or anything, but $40 can pay for groceries and I followed their rules for payouts and this is the SECOND time now I haven't gotten a payment and waited multiple months for it. The last time they told me about some sort of technical glitch that...

...caused it and I was willing to let it side, but even if that's STILL the case, it means they haven't gotten their shit together in FIVE MONTHS and yet are still sending out promotional e-mails talking about some new product/service I should be selling to people.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not even Teespring respects his authority. Sad.

Also LMAO. "They're not answering my mails. Nothing I can do, man..."

[BenComicGraphics]

geez, it's $40.

[Osterzone]

geez, it's $40.

He can't afford a dentist and needs to do quarterly tax streams. 40 dollars might as well be 1000 for him.

[Liar Revealed]

He'd be so much better off financially if he would dump Koko the Gorilla.

[ebin namefag]

He'd be so much better off financially if he would dump Koko the Gorilla.

I'm starting to think married men are retarded. All of them.

[wulfenlord]

Linky, let's go big. Stick it to the man, take out another loan and get yourself your own printer. Only the best for the Lightbringer!

https://iehk.com/product/a4-pro-dtg-dir ... t-printer/

[pibbs]

POLLO PUPPET NOW ON SALE!!!
Linkara ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬
Also, I never announced it on here, but PREORDERS ARE STILL AVAILABLE ON THE FULL-SIZE POLLO PUPPET!

https://atop-the-fourth-wall.storenvy.com/




ONLY $220

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>When assembled, measures 16.5 inches tall and 10 inches wide from arm to arm.
I assume he's solid and not hollow?
>NOTE: Due to the complexity and size of this puppet, it may take some time to print out all the necessary components and will be shipped unassembled.Unassembled? He's learning as he's getting more greedy.

Meahwile, for less than half of this price you can get this guy who is taller and has actual joints:

He came here just to laugh at youShow