Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Dehbashi]

It may have worked better with Kanye.

It's obvious that the decent numbers for FF4 the first week was due to 2 reasons:

1) Typical Marvel movie front loading first weekend.
2) James Gunn's Superman bringing some hype to capeshit.

Now that it has gotten bad word of mouth with a 66% drop even mainstream media has to admit it's a flop.

From what I have heard about the spoilers for the movie, the movie is completely stupid and makes Mr. Fantastic sound like a retard even without wokeness.

At least Superman did catch my interest due to some interesting things. FF4 didn't.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now that it has gotten bad word of mouth with a 66% drop even mainstream media has to admit it's a flop.

Good to know that the Fantasty Four Curse is still holding.

From what I have heard about the spoilers for the movie, the movie is completely stupid and makes Mr. Fantastic sound like a retard even without wokeness.

Just Pedro Pascal being Pedro Pascal, I assume.

[CuckTurdginson]

Idk man, people have been calling underperformance flopping all summer.

Doge thought Pedro was playing Reed as an autist, I guess.

I just wanted Silver Surfer to ride up in a Klan outfit and start singing about how he sucked his cousin's dick, is that asking too much.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Idk man, people have been calling underperformance flopping all summer.

I mean, compared to the money the MCU was printing in the olden days...

Doge thought Pedro was playing Reed as an autist, I guess.

It's how you know he's smart.

[CuckTurdginson]

I think the mid credits leads right into the next Avengers, so it's definitely not good news.

Bold of them to think just rebooting it will work. Nah, you're gonna wind up downsizing hardcore. Piderman, X-Men and maybe Daredevil and a third Wakanda movie.

[Dehbashi]

Doge thought Pedro was playing Reed as an autist, I guess.

Interesting. Never saw Doge's review for this. I don't know why.

I can see Autism in not realizing it's a bad idea to announce to the world that you lost to Galactus and that he was willing to let Earth go if you give up your child and you refused causing a full blown panic. What? No one with PR experience was willing to help you?

Also that it was Reed's idea to move the Earth to another galaxy so Galactus couldn't find it even though it will mess up both galaxies by removing and adding a planet to them. That sounds like an idea by Johnny with Reed saying that's a terrible idea.

The autism also fits because it was Johnny who had to make Silver Surferette to stop being retarded.

Honestly the movie by itself sucking isn't what pissed me off. It's the anti-woke retards on YouTube who hated Superman pretending this movie was good. Seriously. Only Midnight's Edge was the only one calling it out for the piece of garbage it was and the audience saw it the way they did.

[Dehbashi]

I think the mid credits leads right into the next Avengers, so it's definitely not good news.

Yeah. That was always obvious when they casted RDJ as Doctor Doom. There is already talks that Mr. Fantastic is going to lead the Avengers in the next movie. Mid credit scene confirms it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can see Autism in not realizing it's a bad idea to announce to the world that you lost to Galactus and that he was willing to let Earth go if you give up your child and you refused causing a full blown panic. What? No one with PR experience was willing to help you?

I think that's just terrible writing to make the rest of the plot happen.

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm sure I wind up thinking the movie's mediocre/ok, like 90 percent of Marvel movies. I also wouldn't be shocked if I find Thunderbolts to be slightly superior (having a cast that could easily get killed is a boon to capeshit, imo - and to that movie).

I just get an impression from devotees that Fantastic Four stories are typically weirder than anything Jizzney would ever take a risk on.

Yeah, Superwoke; the movie where the hero realizes how wonderful his red state farmer adopted family is.

[Dehbashi]

That honestly feels like what they hated the most about the movie. The fact that Jor-El is an asshole and Superman didn't get his morals from Jews but Goyim completely missing the point about Superman.