God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[CuckTurdginson]

I’m assmad at everything all the time, doublenigger.

[Old Black Man]

Fellas, we can start an internet mafia and all make gorillions together.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Musk has his own party now.
Even more shocking, it doesn't have an "X" in the name.

[CuckTurdginson]

Allegedly.

This is going to be the Spoony movie of political parties, right down to the excess shekels.

[RAPEMAN]

This is going to be the Spoony movie of political parties, right down to the excess shekels.

This is going to be great. I can hardly wait to an official autistic party. This is going to be a great 3 and a half years of lols while my country dies around me.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He should just promise to rename Washington to "CWCville", and he'd have all the votes he could possibly ask for.

[ebin namefag]

This is going to be the Spoony movie of political parties, right down to the excess shekels.

This is going to be great. I can hardly wait to an official autistic party.

It's your one chance to become prime minister.

[rabidtictac]

Musk has his own party now.
Even more shocking, it doesn't have an "X" in the name.

I wasn't aware "narcissistic drug addict sperging out" was a political party.

Remember that Musk was the same guy who tried to give out $100 billth to buy an election recently and it didn't even work. He didn't pay everyone promptly and the candidate he wanted to win lost anyway. Musk is a failure who has managed to fail his way to the top by scamming retards.

Whenever you see any political group try to court people like Musk, you know to discount them immediately. Worship of Musk and individuals like him amounts to worship of money, because the man has zero positive qualities aside from money.

He was amusing when he was shitposting on twatter, but the off-meds flame outs are getting old.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't see him having much of a success, either. He's an irrational, autistic manchild who couldn't make his distain for normal people clearer if he tried. Plus his alliance and fallout with Trump has probably made him a pariah for most people.

[veris leta facies]

Dump gave a speech to farmers in Iowa, once again rambling in his usual style. He claimed, among other things, to have saved billions of farmers from bankruptcy. He also said that, according to a newly released survey of top economists, he ranked second on a list of the 77 best economists. I asked ChatGPT about it, and it suggested this was most likely a typical Trump-style exaggeration or misinterpretation, no such public survey exists.

From what I've seen of his speeches, it's all pretty incoherent, like his thoughts just cut off mid-sentence and anything might come out of his mouth. Take this absurd line from a campaign event last year: “Christians, get out and vote. Just this time. You won't have to do it anymore, you know what? Four more years, it'll be fixed, it'll be fine, you won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians.” I still have no idea what the fuck any of that was supposed to mean.

After the rally in Iowa, Trump was asked about the $16 million settlement with CBS over a lawsuit related to the 60 Minutes. Reporters wanted to know whether the settlement had anything to do with the ongoing multibillion-dollar merger involving Paramount. Trump responded that the two matters were completely unrelated, since he wasn't president at the time the "crime" occurred on 60 Minutes. What a brilliant logic!