Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

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Post by pibbs » Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:28 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Yeah, it's just the type of cringe I'd expect from the guy.
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No, no, I fully believe he would be daft enough to embarrass his cousin like that
Yes he would. But do you really think he knows the "full Kid n Play" routine? That's what i doubt. He probably just started gyrating and spazzing claiming those were the moves.
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Post by pibbs » Tue Jul 01, 2025 6:26 pm

BREAKING NEWS~!!!
BOOK 2 COMING THIS FALL!!!




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Oh dangit, I keep forgetting to oder the first one.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 01, 2025 6:47 pm

It's finally happening!!11!
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And wait, wasn't the first book's cliffhanger about the return of the Even Eviler Bootleg Camarilla? How did that turn into a lame murder mystery?
Plus we already know she has a postcognition gadget. How hard can it be to figure out who's killing everyone?
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I just came.
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From the files of "Shit that Never Happen."

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Re: Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by pe

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Sat Jul 05, 2025 6:36 am

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‪Nate The Great‬ ‪@thenatedamnz.bsky.social‬· 1h
Oh dangit, I keep forgetting to oder the first one.
No need to oder it: we all know it stinks.

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Post by pibbs » Fri Jul 18, 2025 2:30 am

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 18, 2025 5:31 am

I wonder how many of those are just his family.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 30, 2025 5:14 pm

It occured to me that I should be doing a bit of prediction time with regards to the upcoming book:
  • I'm not 100% sure he's going for "Caskets of Chaos" as a book title. Sure he already teased that at the end of Book 1, but then why not mention it in his teaser for Book 2?
  • All the classic Killjoy catchphrases will return. Manic-depressive Malus! Hungry Hecate! Autistic Artemis! I'm sure that's how they went.
  • Despite the constant reminders that Killjoy is holding her broom like a shotgun, the other monsters will continue to prefer melee weapons over guns for no reason.
    • Bonus points if someone whips out another ancient artifact like that weird gauntlet that's just a shittier gun.
  • Worldbuilding will continue to be sloppy af, especially with regards how the monster society functions, and how they interact with the humans
  • The Bootleg-Camarilla will continue to be a clown show.
  • Killjoy will continue to casually beat up monsters that are then revealed to have some of the highest power levels in monster society, again for no reason that is ever explained.
  • It will also never be revealed why these various organisations (like the Silent Knights I think) have to rely on some freelance detective.
  • Killjoy will continue to act like she's not 300+ years old.
  • The cat will continue to annoy.
  • I see two ways Madeline aka The Swordsma'am will be treated, each weird in their own right:
    • She won't play much of a role in Book 2, which is weird because you'd think the head tard wrangler of the monster society would have some interest in what is probably a monster serial killer.
    • She will play a big role in Book 2 - and promptly go back to being Killjoy's glorified sidekick. Nevermind that she's now more powerful and important than Killjoy will ever be.
  • Promised shit like an important flashback surrounding Killjoy will suck.
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Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jul 30, 2025 5:38 pm

I predict that it will suck :3
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