Weebshit Thread

[Old Black Man]

So Cuckflix and Crapcom dropped the intro for the shitty looking new DMC series…it’s Rollin by Limp Bisquick. Yeah, I’m fucking serious. I’m not even gonna bother posting it here, see for yourself. The comments were all bullshittingly positive too, which makes me think they’re deleting any negative ones.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My jaw dropped when I saw that opening.

Also expect Lady and pretty much every other female character to be desexualized. And if the Castlevania show by the same chucklefucks is any indication, you can look forward to a bunch of demon OCs having boring discussions with each other.

[Old Black Man]

Yeah, it’s gonna be a stain on the brand, can’t wait to see what kind of spazzes they make Dante and crew into. I don’t even think I can’t hate watch this one. In the intro they show Nero’s sword so I wonder how deep they plan to go into the lore. Also will Dante get buttfucked like Alucard? Probably.

NSFL

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[rabidtictac]

Wait, what?

I don't know why I'm even surprised anymore.

[ebin namefag]

Netflix hacks stealing what happened to that other Alucard.

[CuckTurdginson]

I think there's a DMC animu anyway. I'm good with that.

[ebin namefag]

[Old Black Man]

Yep, that’s the good one, with an awesome intro. So good they made two OCs canon, even if they turned one into an OBM for some reason.

Netflix hacks stealing what happened to that other Alucard.

At least that Alucard didn’t make this face when the Turks butt staked him.


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This version would have fit better. Also "Dante" is voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch so people have stupid theories that he's Nero or something, meanwhile we know it's just a shitty new take on the franchise.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder if they'll do what their atheist minds have done for Castlevania and try to "explain" the demons "scientifically".
I mean, the Castlevania show unironically claims that the reason crosses work on vampires regardless of their religious beliefs is becase waving geometric shapes in front of their face overloads their brain.

[RAPEMAN]

White people ruin everything.