Fatphobia Containment Thread

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:02 am

Everyone loves a good Chantal update, right?
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Her pet hamster's dead. Despite her neglect and it escaping multiple times from her cage (in a tiny apartment that also has a cat) it managed to reach a fairly regular old age for a hamster - though some detractor's at least joke about her having had to buy at least one replacement hamster.
The "burial" happened at a beach, and the hamster was just dumped into a hole without even wrapping it in cloth or anything. This might've been because she wanted to prove to her haters that the hamster is, in fact, dead. Still somewhat effed up.

In other animal news: animals hate her guts.
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Her pet cat still hates her, and wild animals aren't looking better. She once again got threatened by camels (because she apparently can't leave these poor creatures alone), and she got scratched by a stray cat (because she can't leave these poor creatures alone).

When not lounging in her luxurous apartment while her fake husband regales her with the finest renditions of Axel F that a cheap keyboard is capable of, she seems to be spending more and more time driving around Kuwait looking for shit to eat and consume.
It seems she's in the endstage of her typical relationships, where she keeps spending more time alone so her S.O. can't pester her about her food intake.

Her health ain't looking good. Her teeth are fucked, her edema's getting worse, she can get spontaneously cross-eyed just by putting on glasses, and her eyes are just leaking tears whenever they feel like.

Most recently was a legit "marital" quarrel they had live - over ice cream.
So she was out during the night, alone, finding some cheap ice cream vendor.
Except the guy couldn't speak English. Chantal has never learned even a single sentence of Arabic, and she seems completely oblivious that the very phone she's holding 24/7 has easy access to serviceable translation apps.
Even worse, because she's dumb and almost blind as a bat (especially at night), she just handed him random coins, most of which appeared to have been from Canada and Thailand. The poor vendor eventually got an actual Kuwaiti fil, but not nearly enough (because of course Chantal can't read Arabic numerals).
After some confused back-and-forth she eventually got her ice cream - and then starting having an argument with her beloved "husband". He doesn't like her eating all day, and she was angry that he wasn't there to act as her interpreter :lol:
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:24 am

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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 31, 2025 12:42 pm

He doesn't like her eating all day? He knew beforehand what she looks like. How did he think she got that way?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jan 31, 2025 1:57 pm

A djinn did it, of course.

(I got familiarized with the "djinn brain" term on Twitter and it explains so much of the average sandnigger's behavior).

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 31, 2025 2:20 pm

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He doesn't like her eating all day? He knew beforehand what she looks like. How did he think she got that way?
It's less than the eating itself and more the huge chunk of their income that gets burned that way.
You can tell when money's tight and/or he is dominant atm by how often she has to switch from expensive Western fast food to cheap local slave food.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 31, 2025 9:15 pm

There's a reason people don't have pet elephants.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 31, 2025 9:18 pm

Unless you're a Raja...
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 01, 2025 1:32 pm

LMAO. She was out alone at night and thought two cups standing on the ground were a cat.
And she's driving for hours at night.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 01, 2025 3:30 pm

So, next time she's in Canada she stays there?
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Feb 02, 2025 12:19 am

Her health ain't looking good. Her teeth are fucked, her edema's getting worse, she can get spontaneously cross-eyed just by putting on glasses, and her eyes are just leaking tears whenever they feel like.
Sounds like end-stage Life-by-Jen-itis.

Her dumbass fake husband should know when marrying an addict that they're going to continue being a fucking addict. It's not like Chantal lost 300 pounds before the wedding and then gained it back, pulling a reverse Uno and tricking him. She's always been a massively fat fuck who eats food all day. She'd be literally housebound if she didn't have car access. She reached the point long ago where she would have been left to starve in a pre-industrial society. Ancient cultures didn't allow this level of "fuck around" without the person finding out.

You really have to ask yourself what percentage of westerners would live past age 50 if not for the invention of insulin.

And bro, the solution is staring us all right in the face! Eat less. The deathfats bloat up so huge they are literally unable to walk themselves to a grocery store and back home. The solution is there. Let them stay stuck in their house drinking tap water and eating nothing until they've lost enough weight to where they can visit the store again. :lol: There are kinder ways to diet but it's the method that involves the least intervention from a third party.
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