Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:50 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2025 7:03 am
The new one is March 20, which has some unfortunate notoriety in Glorious Nippon.


I still can't get over the blonde guy representing Shoko Asahara.
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Fri Jan 10, 2025 7:03 am
New promotional material also seems to focus exclusively on the ninja chick. Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
Their only chance to save themselves is replacing Yasuke with a Japanese man, but leftist are too stupid and prideful to do that, they are on the right side of history (the losing one) and the chuds must be triggered and owned no matter what.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:53 am

It'd probably easier to cut that player character out entirely. Make this series about assassins again. It doesn't need some beefcake in armor pulverizing people with a metal club.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Jan 10, 2025 2:11 pm

>March 20
Doesn't matter. Tencent is gunning for Ubishit + Yves Guillemot's balls.
Dread it.
Run from it.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jan 10, 2025 7:18 pm

Yves Guillemot's social credit score right now:


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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:46 pm

You know that also means it's shit garbage besides the controversy. Or Yves is taking longer than he anticipated to embezzle and offload money to secure offshore accounts.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:30 pm

Turns out that the developers of KCD 2 ('s balls) are now owned by a woke publisher who hired another woke Karen like the fat cunt of Helldivers 2, who in turn wrote an idiotic "code of conduct" that can be summed up with the sentence "i'll ban you if you disagree with my commie views", and went on a banning spree on Steam.
Then the game will feature gay secks, involving the protagonist. Seems it will be a romance option, and not a much more interesting rape scene.
Then there's the rumor of a Sub-Saharan doctor (lol) being in the game. So much for historical accuracy.
Then not-so-baysed-anymore Vavra goes full Jack Murphy and calls dissenters nazis.
Then the cucks make a corporate-style video that can be summed up as "just trusts us and buy our shit".
The West has fallen.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:38 pm

Complicity wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:30 pm
Then there's the rumor of a Sub-Saharan doctor (lol) being in the game. So much for historical accuracy.
Oh, it's no rumor. It's confirmed.
And you've got diehard culture war cucks (like Mark Kern) insisting how the sequel """iSn'T wOkE""" in a desperate bid to placate their followers, a hardcore cope for sure.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:59 pm

I just discovered the background of (((Vavra))). Every single time.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 20, 2025 4:43 pm

If a game is not work, rest assured this "bug" will be fixed in the sequel.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 20, 2025 4:43 pm

Every neghole shall get pozzed!
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