Untitled Sonichu Horror Movie

[CuckTurdginson]

So this script is gonna happen, it'll be sort of a shitpost - but I will write it as tho it could be a legitimate Lucio Fulci movie or something of the like.

Can't decide on a name for the Christopher Bores inspired Van Hellsing type Ghost Hunter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Boris Cores.

[CuckTurdginson]

Boris Von Lang.

I figure his arc will be he starts out wanting to figure out what the Sonichu medallion can do and its details and such - like approaching with a scientific mindset - and then he has a Raiders of the Lost Ark moment and locks it up.

[ebin namefag]

The only way to seal the medallion is to shove it up Chris's ass.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You must burn it down together with the house.

[CuckTurdginson]

That could work.

Title will be "Curse of the Sonichu Medallion," no reason to overthink it when I think that title works.

Gonna map out a beat sheet when I'm done with this next script.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course the final shot needs to involve some unseen person digging up the scorched medallion

[CuckTurdginson]

Maybe a giallo style freeze frame on the hand taking the medallion?

[Kugelfisch]

Let's first stuff the plot hole of you retards forgetting that there are dozens of those medallions around.

Every owner of one has his life fall apart, ending in suicide or death under suspicious circumstances, always being found near one or with one. The medallions are always broken.
It's basically a version of Highlander with the medallions, all gaining power the fewer there are around.
That's what Chris Bores picks up on, starting with mild interest but falling into a rabbit hole the more frequent those cases happen.

The end goal is of course for all the power to be concentrated unto the last medallion in existence and CWC shoving it up his ass to merge with it and thus start the dimensional merge.
Naturally the merge would actually be between this and some cosmic horror/Hell type dimension, not the Neptunia/MLP shit CWC was talking about.

Is CWC aware of it? Did he just fool people? Were the medallions crafted with the intent on harvesting life power of its victims? Was it an accident? Is CWC just a possessed pawn?
That's for you to figure out.

[CuckTurdginson]

CWC operates in the Father Karras role only instead of throwing himself down the Georgetown Stairs - he shoves the medallion up his ass and explodes like one of the henchmen from Live and Let Die.