Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[ebin namefag]

He'll be Movie Bob's fluffer the moment miles dies suddenly.

FTFY

Not even another person could find that willie.

Good thing Spoons isn't a person.

[wulfenlord]

Why yes, I'm sure the bank will gladly waive the overdraft fee, because you ordered another Mulan necklace by accident :3

[Kugelfisch]

I know the syrup dollar is relatively weak but for 48 just in fees that must've been quite the order.
Also browsing shops despite being broke is true loser behaviour.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A shame that online shops can't be retard proof. Maybe add 1-2 "Are you really, really sure?" messages.

[pibbs]

Those fees are to scare off the poor niggers, so the bank doesn't have to waste time on their non-interest producing broke asses.

[CuckTurdginson]

Implying Blob can find his penis.

[McGinnis]

Well, even if he could find it he certainly can't get it up

[rabidtictac]

Also browsing shops despite being broke is true loser behaviour.

I'm confused how she could order something by accident while browsing shops broke. What website was this? Usually you have to put an item into your cart and then click "check out..." And when you check out, it specifies a payment method. If you have a payment method saved then it may still require confirmation. GoG asks me for the back card number. Amazon just has its default payment thing but you still have to confirm and pay. Steam has a confirmation button. Ebay has decoupled "purchase" and "pay" functions and the button says "commit to buy" or something like that.

What I'm saying is that most websites do have some safeguards so you don't accidentally buy something. Even if you do buy something, websites like Amazon will wait a little while to charge your card and you can cancel during that period.

I don't know how Etsy does it. She was probably on some trash website like that.

If you must browse storefronts while broke for some reason, the easiest way to do that is unlink your card information or sign out first. Make it impossible to impulse purchase anything.

But hey, it's always a good day when we can see the 'Hog doing her dearly departed mother proud. Not changing a single thing about her life and instead bitching at everyone else.

A shame that online shops can't be retard proof. Maybe add 1-2 "Are you really, really sure?" messages.

Most of them do.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then add 1-2 more.

Though I can't think of any scenario where she tells this harrowing tale in actual detail without it coming off as her own damn fault.

[Kugelfisch]

Amazon has one click buy but I'm not sure up to what dollar amount it is available.