Blizzcon lol

[Kugelfisch]

The regular cycle for most WoW players these days.
Good to see they are hip to the hottest, new trends. I'm waiting for gatcha mechanics or a cover-based shooter mode.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No Blizzcon this year. Not that the'd have anything to report.

The upcoming expansion is also giving us the first black chick of the Lothar family line.
Also she has a dyke haircut.
And scars on her face. With a blind eye, of course.
And she's missing an arm, but refuses to use a prosthetic because fuck having QoL I guess, so her giant-ass shield is just kinda stuck to heir pauldron, which is the dumbest shit I've seen since the combat wheelchair (which I'm shocked she isn't using).

Every checkmark in the goddamn bookShow

[Le Redditeur]

Hahahaahahhaha Shaneequa Lothar looks great! So old man Anduin got the jungle fever before getting ambushed by the green niggers, eh? Seems about right.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

YAS QUEEN! Frfr!

[RAPEMAN]

DA HWEEN!

[Complicity]

Hahahaahahhaha Shaneequa Lothar looks great! So old man Anduin got the jungle fever before getting ambushed by the green niggers, eh? Seems about right.

Tell your brother to play Project Ascension, aka peak wow with modern graphics, mounts and mogs, combined with Diablo 2 and optional roguelite and high risk pvp modes:



This video is already obsolete, but gives you an idea of some of the content.

They also have an alpha server with custom classes, that can be accessed by buying a consumable at the AH for gold - as far as i've seen, everything can be bought and/or accessed simply by playing:



Unless he's a complete goyslopper, he won't touch Soros financed retail ever again.

I assume the raids of Vanilla, TBC and Wrath are equal instead of the usual "everything before current expansion is meaningless", because the lvl of the mobs scales with yours, meaning that if you are 70 the boars outside of Orgrimmar will be 70.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's no way in hell the dev team of this isn't a hive of autism and programming socks.

[Le Redditeur]

I've told my brother about Project Ascension. He pretends to be interest, but he ends up playing retail anyway. I've tries to convince him many times to play anything BUT Blizzslop, to no avail. He will play a game for a she and then go back to the cycle of "play patch > complain about the raids and dungeons > quit WoW > play next patch".

[Complicity]

I've told my brother about Project Ascension. He pretends to be interest, but he ends up playing retail anyway. I've tries to convince him many times to play anything BUT Blizzslop, to no avail. He will play a game for a she and then go back to the cycle of "play patch > complain about the raids and dungeons > quit WoW > play next patch".

I guess he's completely addicted, and the kind of costumer that Jizzard cultivates and wants - even if the woke trash wasn't present.
Maybe, as a last attempt, try showing him this edgy shit:







While i do want to play the Gnome Tinker class, i'm not going to touch Conquest of Azeroth until an autist makes a Power Auras/TellMeWhen that works with all of these new skills, buffs and dots.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How can Project Ascension have classes when it's supposed to be classless?

EDIT: Also another fun factoid about that cripple waifu: Someone actually offers her a nice prosthetic, but she's all "I'm too used to having just one arm and don't want to relearn everything."
She's written for the high tier of cripple fetishists. The "But what if I don't want a working set of legs?" crowd, for whom a character's cripple status is such an integral part of their identity that any remedy or QoL improvement is equal to that character stopping to exist.