Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[wulfenlord]

If only Noah wasn't blocked, his gargantuan jizz circuits triggered by mommy marz would mean we could all enjoy the spoony movie plus rap rat by now.

[Complicity]

"Day 77" is code for "5 minutes on easy mode".
She then ate 4 McMenu Gran Crispy McBacons as a reward.

[CuckTurdginson]

She didn’t do much of fucking anything if she didn’t had time to take pictures and tweet it.

[pibbs]

If only Noah wasn't blocked, his gargantuan jizz circuits triggered by mommy marz would mean we could all enjoy the spoony movie plus rap rat by now.

I still believe Spoony will make his movie.

Probably a Netflix documentary in the style of gawking at the life an ultra-nigger.

[Old Black Man]

He's guilty of richfag crimes. Marz could never afford in diet bars what he can in coke and meth.

Marzgunt and diet are two words that just don’t go together.

I tried to think of a food we've made fun of Msrzgunt eating before. I should have punched out on that one.

In relation to this post and the boxing one, the only thing Marz is punching is new holes in her belt.

[Kugelfisch]

She'll replace that one for a ratchet strap to accommodate her truck-like girth.

[Old Black Man]

I’ll admit I would love to see the embarrassing act of he trying to box, especially with Miku. I bet her form is totally shit and inapplicable in a real fight

[pibbs]

I’ll admit I would love to see the embarrassing act of he trying to box, especially with Miku. I bet her form is totally shit and inapplicable in a real fight

Well the way she speaks, and that pathetic and embarrassing performance on that game show, is evidence she already has the brain damage. Couldn't get worse.

[Kugelfisch]

Impossible to knock out plus long reach via freakishly long arms.

[Liar Revealed]

So I saw the Garfield movie today and I laughed at some unintentional humor. Garfield's father Vic (Samuel L. Jackson) is introduced in the film. But the villain is a fat white female cat obsessed with getting vengeance on him. At one point she has one of those crazy person bulletin boards filled with pictures of him and "GET VIC!!!" written in big red letters. Might make a funny animated GIF in future meme warfare.