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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed May 22, 2024 5:21 pm

Victoria Lasagna.
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by Rushy » Thu May 23, 2024 7:35 pm

can someone give me a recap of who this guy is?

All I saw was some clip of him being an alcoholic on Twitter
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 23, 2024 7:37 pm

He was the Chosen One to restore Vic's honor.
The prophecy turned out to be a load of bull.
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu May 23, 2024 7:41 pm

He mismanaged Vic Mignognas defamation lawsuit by referring him to a shit lawyer in the area - despite there being clear evidence of Mignognas innocence - even if he’s probably a bit of a dunce -all the while selling himself as a galaxybrained turbochad.

Also he has a house nigger that has never had sex before.
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu May 23, 2024 9:02 pm

Rekieta got reasonably big during the Johnny Depp and Rittenhouse trials - he hosted panels with other lawyers and personalities explaining lawfare for superberries. He also used to LARP as a tradcon father of 6 children in a small town in Minesotta. Then for some inexplicable reason he started hitting the bottle hard, doing drugs, and exposing himself as a degenerate sex pest who was into swinging and bisexuality. All that in less than 2 years, which is an even steeper downfall than Ethan Ralph.

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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 23, 2024 9:18 pm

By "reasonably big" you mean "100k live viewers on YT streams at his hight", which is fucking massive!
Trust and believe that he earned good as Hell.

The drinking started out all the way back around the Kickdick time. But he'd only have a dram of a good scotch or so. So just actual enjoyment of a refined distillate.

Clearly that went right the fuck out of the window at some point. He looks like the only calories he's had for two years is alcohol.
You could cast him for a role of someone that's been rotting in a dungeon cell for a while.
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu May 23, 2024 9:26 pm

Eventually, everyone becomes Spoony.
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 23, 2024 10:32 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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Then for some inexplicable reason he started hitting the bottle hard
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by ebin namefag » Thu May 23, 2024 11:46 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 9:18 pm
By "reasonably big" you mean "100k live viewers on YT streams at his hight", which is fucking massive!
Trust and believe that he earned good as Hell.
He failed upward after fucking up the Vick case. Thanks normalfags.

Edit: Nick, his wife and the female Nick cucked from another faggot podcaster just got arrested.
https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html
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Re: Rekieta Law

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri May 24, 2024 12:19 am

Holy kek...
He actually looks somewhat healthier here than he did in his past few streams. :lol:
Regardless, this is ULTIMATE KARMA for fucking over Vic, and it's quite the bitch.
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