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[Kugelfisch]

Everybody goes gray eventually.

Yeah, like my father, who is turning 70 this year and isn't even remotely that gray. Or myself. At 38 years and not having a single gear hair

Fuck his genes.

[rabidtictac]

Ain't much to do if your genes are shit. People who dye it are living in denial.

[McGinnis]

Fuck his genes.

While genes probably play a factor, I'd say his appearance had more to do with his shitty diet, borderline alcoholism and complete lack of fitness

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Borderline alcoholism? We have seen his large collection of cheap white trash beer cans.

[Kugelfisch]

While genes probably play a factor, I'd say his appearance had more to do with his shitty diet, borderline alcoholism and complete lack of fitness

Overall absolutely. But grey hair usually is only associated with stress outside of the genetic factor. I doubt that he lives a stressful life.

[Uguuboi]

His entire life is him stressing about his life.

[McGinnis]

I doubt that he lives a stressful life.

He spends most of his days on twatter launching into tirades and diatribes about things Orange Man, those Reepublicans and those mayonnaise ghouls are doing to upset him. In addition he's a 43 year old fat loser virgin who lives with his mum, whose life and career are going nowhere and, deep down, he's aware of all this no matter how much he tries to deny it to himself and the world at large

Yes, he has no reason to be stressed, but he is stressed. You can see it in his physique apart from the gray hairs. Skinny chicken legs but a fat gut usually indicate the person is producing too much cortisol, a stress hormone

[Kugelfisch]

His entire life is him stressing about his life.

Fair enough.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He is stressed and frustrated because he has still not been crowned Philosopher-Emperor of Mankind.

[Oengae]

Yes, he has no reason to be stressed, but he is stressed. You can see it in his physique apart from the gray hairs. Skinny chicken legs but a fat gut usually indicate the person is producing too much cortisol, a stress hormone

His reasons are self-inflicted because he can't stop going into autistic rants about how everyone who disagrees with him are subhumanoid chuds while scarfing down McDonald's and MCU slop.