People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Le Redditeur]

How do I break this spell? I am chaste and virginal.

Just go to gay bar and present yourself as a virgin twink in need for a daddy. You may have to ditch the whole mask thing, though.

[RedLine]

This is one I am giving serious consideration to.

Then do it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is also more aesthetic and mainstream among the alternative Christianity scene.

But not nearly as aesthetic as Kaballah:

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Then do it.

I would if I could! She's too alpha. So close yet so far T_T

Gnosticism is the one true Christianity. uwu

[Kugelfisch]

You know it was just a meme answer by her, right? It's the closest religion analogue to dialectics, which is a darling of commie shits and goons are fucking commies.

[RedLine]

Then do it.

I would if I could! She's too alpha. So close yet so far T_T

Gnosticism is the one true Christianity. uwu

It's not like getting into Cornell, dipshit. If you believe it then you're a Gnostic.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even Islam is harder to get into, since you need like a witness or something to pledge your allegiance to the moon god.

[Le Redditeur]

Or you can just rape a goat, that's as valid as anything else in Islam.

[Uguuboi]

I hadn't shaved for a few days, so I ran over everything real quick last night with an electric razor so I could touch it up this morning without scuffing my face all up. Forgot to, and have a literal neckbeard today. Gonna go out and buy razors during lunch.

[Uguuboi]

I got the razors and now my neck is on fire from shaving dry