What are you playing?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Pro tip for Black Fag: Do pirating, fuck everything else. The main AssCreed gameplay is the toll you have to pay to make your ship better, the one thing anybody cares about in that game. And the shanties, of course.

Yeah im sure you are the most expert on dealing with black fags out of all the gaylords here XD, good job freudian slip revealing yourself cocksmoker!

[veris leta facies]

So, I decided to play something else than occasional drunken Mortal Kombat 2 and Tekken 3 matches (in which both I have honed my excellence and unbeatability to the max) for a long time and went for a single-player: Age of Empires 2. I used to play this a lot ~10 years ago, but holy shit, I truly suck at this now. Took a couple of standard games against 3 AIs at hard difficulty and the fuckers teamed up on me every time and I got my ass handled. They really want to get rid of that pesky human player. Oh well, maybe I should go back to William Wallace tutorial campaign. FREEDOM!

[Kugelfisch]

Pro tip for Black Fag: Do pirating, fuck everything else. The main AssCreed gameplay is the toll you have to pay to make your ship better, the one thing anybody cares about in that game. And the shanties, of course.

Yeah im sure you are the most expert on dealing with black fags out of all the gaylords here XD, good job freudian slip revealing yourself cocksmoker!

That was as intentional as calling the series AssCreed. Calm your autism, towel head.

[Stranger]

ASS reaching for insults and jokes harder than a midget for the top shelf.

[rabidtictac]

Pro tip for Black Fag: Do pirating, fuck everything else. The main AssCreed gameplay is the toll you have to pay to make your ship better, the one thing anybody cares about in that game. And the shanties, of course.

Yeah im sure you are the most expert on dealing with black fags out of all the gaylords here XD, good job freudian slip revealing yourself cocksmoker!

You didn't even quote the right person. He was replying to me, and I said it in my post too. #plagiarism

[Auli]

I wish Assassins Creed had a main game in Feudal Japan.

[Charlar]

I wish Assassins Creed had a main game in Feudal Japan.

Ubisoft would fuck it up

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Glitch no Jutsu.

(And you just know it'd be set in the Meiji Period, with all dem foreigners opening up the Japanese market being evil Templars out for multi-folded Nihon goodness.)

Something like Hitman: Shinobi Edition would be fun. Something were you actually disguised yourself as a beggar or wandering monk instead of running on rooftops like a retard.

[rabidtictac]

I wish Assassins Creed had a main game in Feudal Japan.

I almost posted this exact thing, but I think the setting is a bit played out in video games and I KNOW Ubi would fuck it up.

Thailand, Korea, Turkey, Nubia (we wuz kangz n sheeit), India, China. Hell, the Great Wall is practically begging for parkour in the first place. I hope this new asscreed microtransactions edition gets Ubisux thinking about antiquity again. Hell, they could just repeat the asscreed 2 everyone liked, except this time do ancient greece instead of renaissance rome.

The world is full of interesting settings, and what did they chose? Mostly concepts that either ripped off AssCreed 3 (they were burgerican or set in that time period/shortly after) or concepts that ripped off AssCreed 4 (Rogue was a blatant dlc released as a full-price game with asscreed4 engine, but this time in shitty burgerlands.

Why would they even make more than one game modeled on AssCreed 3? Nobody fucking liked that game!

[Some Sick Fuck]

He who shit talks AC 3 will be subjected to extensive torture by being forced to watch all Angry Joe's reviews! I was ready for another "let's go bitch" round of me defending Ubishit, but I think I'll just do the bare minimum by saying that Ass Creed 3 is a good game that has better and more interesting ship combat than you experience in Black Flag (not that it's bad in that game). It's not exactly a great game, but clearly a lot of effort went into it.

Switching away from AAA games for a moment, I went and played this unknown adventure game called Revolution 1979, which is about Iranian Revolution, certainly a unique concept. Unfortunately it ended up being bootleg Telltale game, but with a budget around 150 dollars and a box of flat bread I suppose. The game is super short (under 3 hours), 1/3 of the plot is apparently missing, and the only value at hand is that it's kind of an interactive document (the story and characters made just for the game are worthless), because it contains a lot of trivia, photos and informations about the revolution movement, but you'll be likely better of with any documentary.

It was dirt cheap, but sadly, even if it was for free, I don't think it was worth it. There is barely any gameplay, the dialogue is shit (voice acting is decent though, which surprised me), characters have no time to develop and don't go anywhere, and unlike with Telltale, none of the choices you ever make matter in the slightest. Oh, but there are some really out of place QTEs, which are only good for seeing the protagonist die in various entertaining ways.

So, not a good choice at all, I'm going back to Dragon's Dogma, but unfortunately, that game got stale as hell, I'm trying Magic Archer now, but in the new game plus everything feels broken, I am an invincible god with my party even on hard. I'm just trying to rush through the story to finally get to the post-dragon part, where hopefully I'll smoothly transition to the expansion pack content.